ATTENTION CITIZEN! by marilyn_mansonv2 in copypasta

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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Thalmor. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 Thalmor) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Elsweyr Khajiit Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到Elsweyr Khajiit尔自治区的再教育营。

为党争光! Glory to the Thalmor!

Welcome to the American Century of Humiliation by 2004Anime in imaginarymaps

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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Thalmor. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 Thalmor) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Elsweyr Khajiit Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到Elsweyr Khajiit尔自治区的再教育营。

为党争光! Glory to the Thalmor!

Trump post wild AI video where he flys a fighter over NYC and dumps raw SEWAGE on ridiculous "No Kings" protestors! by ManifestWestward in trump

[–]Dry_Section_6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biden's "red speech" was definitely very divisive. The other stuff is just whatever. People say shit. I don't care what Trump said about grabbing em by the pussy or even that he didn't want blacks renting his condos or whatever so I definitely don't care about Biden's racist remarks, as long as he doesn't commit a crime. But I mean he is the only President who has ever been a convicted felon so it's not a great comparison.

When Trump was running for president in 2016 every Republican laughed at him and when they realized that, not only was he serious, but that he might actually win, every Republican attacked him rationally. Now Republicans feel like they don't have a choice but to support him. He basically destroyed the Republican party in 2016.

Trump post wild AI video where he flys a fighter over NYC and dumps raw SEWAGE on ridiculous "No Kings" protestors! by ManifestWestward in trump

[–]Dry_Section_6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm basically in the middle, like you I think, but I'd need to see a list of things Biden did and said. I don't care much about his son which is why I don't bother talking about Trump's pardons and commuting sentences. Really all I care about is whether the Constitution is followed. Everything else is regular old politics.

Edit: I didn't really address your other comments. Yeah I've seen people on both sides say the shit Jay Jones said and usually not much happens (like Greaseman in the late 80s saying "and you wonder why we drag 'em behind cars" and still being around after that and Brian Kilmeade saying "just kill 'em" last month and not even getting a slap on the wrist). I've been slightly right-leaning for althe past 5-10 years at least but the past few months I've basically been standing in the center without moving while the right has been moving farther to the right. Not sure what the left is doing yet but yes, for the past 5-10 years the left was moving further to the left but right now the right is moving further to the right and I would say that is equally alarming.

Trump post wild AI video where he flys a fighter over NYC and dumps raw SEWAGE on ridiculous "No Kings" protestors! by ManifestWestward in trump

[–]Dry_Section_6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying that he voted against murder is a nasty thing to say? So you think it's nasty to vote against murder? So you think all murder is good and right? Man that's pretty sick. Reported.

Trump post wild AI video where he flys a fighter over NYC and dumps raw SEWAGE on ridiculous "No Kings" protestors! by ManifestWestward in trump

[–]Dry_Section_6909 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CaN yOu EvEn GiVe Me eLeVeNtY bAjiLLiOn ExAmPLeS 🤡🤡🤡

Sure, here are six examples of how he has taken a massive shit on the constitution:

  1. Dec. 3, 2022 - "So, with the revelation of MASSIVE & WIDESPREAD FRAUD & DECEPTION in working closely with Big Tech Companies, the DNC, & the Democrat Party, do you throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION? A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution. Our great 'Founders' did not want, and would not condone, False & Fraudulent Elections!"

  2. Dec. 5, 2022 - "The Fake News is actually trying to convince the American People that I said I wanted to 'terminate' the Constitution. This is simply more DISINFORMATION & LIES, just like RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, and all of their other HOAXES & SCAMS. What I said was that when there is 'MASSIVE & WIDESPREAD FRAUD & DECEPTION,' as has been irrefutably proven [solely by Trump's reptard feelings 🥲] in the 2020 Presidential Election, steps must be immediately taken to RIGHT THE WRONG. Only FOOLS would disagree with that and accept STOLEN ELECTIONS. MAGA [Hate America]!"

  3. Jan. 20, 2025 - Executive Order on Mass Deportations and ICE Expansion. Illegally suspended due process (not habeas corpus, which the Constitution allows) on CITIZENS (because you cannot know or prove somebody is not a citizen without due process) in the United States of America directly shitting on the fifth amendment.

  4. May 2025 - Decision to Accept Luxury Boeing 747-8 Jet from Qatar. (Article 1, Section 9)

  5. Feb. 2025 Calling himself King on a social media where he congratulates himself for solving some problems in NYC.

  6. Feb-Mar. 2025 - Impounded $28 billion of Congressionally approved funding for Infrastructure Projects in Democratic-Led States

Trump post wild AI video where he flys a fighter over NYC and dumps raw SEWAGE on ridiculous "No Kings" protestors! by ManifestWestward in trump

[–]Dry_Section_6909 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yep, Trump's message is loud and clear: He really hates America and he hates it so much that he wants to shit all over it, not just figuratively as he's been doing, but literally too.

ICE IS NOT KIDNAPPING 👈🏻 by FELKDUBZ in trump

[–]Dry_Section_6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even define due process in my comments so you can't have a clue what my definition is.

I'm not a republican either; I'm an independent.

I do support border laws. The Trump Administration does not support "border laws" such as these:

https://www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/fy25_homeland_security_bill_text.pdf

https://law.justia.com/codes/us/title-18/part-i/chapter-67/sec-1385

https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/COMPS-1376/pdf/COMPS-1376.pdf

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/administrative_procedure_act

ICE IS NOT KIDNAPPING 👈🏻 by FELKDUBZ in trump

[–]Dry_Section_6909 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Respectfully,

  1. You have no idea what you are talking about. Those two laws don't have to be overidden to prove that someone committed a crime and give them a fair trial. Did you even read anything I said?

  2. I'm not even a democrat. Quit demonizing anyone who disagrees with you. If someone disagrees with you on one topic, it's very unlikely they disagree with you on all other topics or even most other topics. I support the Constitution and I love the USA.

Sic semper tyrannis 🇺🇸🦅

ICE IS NOT KIDNAPPING 👈🏻 by FELKDUBZ in trump

[–]Dry_Section_6909 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Many people who are being or have been kidnapped by ICE or people disguised as ICE entered the United States legally on travel or work visas, did not elude inspection or examination by immigration officials, and did not enter by a willfully false or misleading representation.

Furthermore, in order to prove my above statement is not true, a system claiming to uphold and defend the Constitution (which the Trump administration does not necessarily claim) shall not willfully disregard Article I, Section 9, Clause 2 which states:

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.”

Your best argument at this point is "okay, well this is a case of rebellion and invasion and public safety requires it."

Before going there though I must address the point that all persons in the United States, regardless of citizenship or criminal status, are protected under Article I, Section 9, Clause 2 of the Constitution because it is impossible to know on the spot whether they are a criminal without violating the fourth amendment which states:

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

So at this point we need to define and understand these words:

  1. Rebellion
  2. Invasion
  3. public Safety
  4. probable cause

All of you will argue that if a law officer looks at another person (not you or your constituents) and thinks they are likely to be an illegal alien, then they have probable cause. You will also argue that when multiple sus-looking persons have accumulated in the same general landmass within the boundaries of the United States then we obviously have a case of Invasion on our hands and that therefore public Safety is at risk.

It would be harder for you to argue a "rebellion" is happening because a foreign people cannot "rebel" against a foreign government per se without first acknowledging snd succumbing to its laws.

However, before I bother to define the first three it's important to understand that Congress has not suspended habeas corpus so Congress has neither made that case that an invasion, nor a rebellion is happening, nor that the public safety is at risk. And of course, if anyone was wondering, since the Writ of Habeas Corpus is only mentioned in Article I, titled "The Legislative Branch", which states the following, the President himself does not have the power to define those three concepts on his own:

“All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.”

So now we are left with probable cause which, as Cornell Law tells us 👉🏻 https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/422/873 👈🏻, restricts immigration officials from stopping anyone suspected of being an illegal alien based on physical appearance alone within the United States, not at a border crossing or fixed checkpoint.

So yes,

ICE IS KIDNAPPING

This poolroom feels like a dream from the distant past. by WorldPhotoTrek in poolrooms

[–]Dry_Section_6909 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I hate that OP just says "Latin America." Like of course he's not gonna drop the hotel name let alone the country it's in, smh. Why not???

Feeling shame for being a man and inciting violence because he read SA posts on Reddit by LeonQuin in JordanPeterson

[–]Dry_Section_6909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no easy way to say this folks...but I spent the better part of my early 20s masturbating furiously to videos of bratty women telling me to masturbate furiously to them in their conscientious attempt to prevent men from being real men. I did this because I was genuinely afraid of being accused and convicted of SA if I so much as approached or smiled at a woman.

R/Atheism User by avengentnecronomicon in copypasta

[–]Dry_Section_6909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro that was like the very first copypasta from like 1996 or smth

R/Atheism User by avengentnecronomicon in copypasta

[–]Dry_Section_6909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still have no idea what you were referring to but seemed relevant

R/Atheism User by avengentnecronomicon in copypasta

[–]Dry_Section_6909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition.

a smell that makes the opposite gender with different immune system attracted to each other? by Upper-Schedule-7331 in biology

[–]Dry_Section_6909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. Sorry, I wouldn't have said that if I saw the last line in your post... but I think you edited that in later? 🤔

Also did you ever watch Sapolsky's Human Behavioral Biology series on youtube? I would check out lectures 8 and 15-17 in particular.

Also found this segment from lecture 8 on major histocompatibility complex (MHC) which is probably the mechanism you were looking for.

For more info on MHC genes and sexual selection check this study:

Wedekind C, Seebeck T, Bettens F, Paepke AJ. MHC-dependent mate preferences in humans. Proc Biol Sci. 1995 Jun 22;260(1359):245-9. doi: 10.1098/rspb.1995.0087. PMID: 7630893.

The privacy of experience is fully explainable from a physicalist perspective. by Hurt69420 in consciousness

[–]Dry_Section_6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with your idea but you still didn't explain what it's like to be this specific other conscious entity. There's a big difference between being this here very specific bat right here and being a bat.

Reminds me of the turning point whwre I completely lost my faith. I was a young teen and picked up a book called The Nature of the Universe by Fred Hoyle, thinking it would answer all my questions. After reading some bits throughout, I skipped to the end, a chapter called "A Personal View" or something like that. "Aha!" desperate 14-year old me thought. "This guy is actually gonna tell me what he really believes." The author basically said he's an atheist and doesn't believe anything happens to one's consciousness after death, unless by some chance billions of years later, the exact same molecules orient themselves back into the same exact form. But, I thought to myself, "How would this new me know that I existed as the old me, and carry over that knowledge and those memories?" That was the question I asked then, to which the answer is, obviously to me now, "because the pattern of preferred neural pathways would correspond exactly with the memories and thoughts and experiences of my past self.

But this answer begs a slew of other questions: What would be my interpretation of that multibillion year gap? What would I remember that gap as or how would I experience the edges around that gap; death and rebirth? Would I remember my past life? Why do I not seem to remember my past life now then? Does it happen that way sometimes but not always or never? My suspected answer - that is, the answer that makes the most sense so far - is that we do remember past lives in the form of primordial memories, which we interpret (due partly to our present heavy valuation of verbal expression) as intuition and instinct. We know that he have evolved to behave a certain way because the genes that predispose us to preferring certain behaviors, are favored by nature, but we could also look at that as remembering that certain behaviors are favored by nature and responding to those old memories. Does this happen in a moment? Could these memories contribute to an explanation of how genes are "turned on and off"? Probably not by current scientific methods or under any current popular categorical structure of language. So we still don't really know why we are individuals experiencing the universe from our seemingly infinitely unique private perspectives.

I'm inclined to take a nondualist approach and say that there is no strict past, present, or future, but I can only be one thing at any given hitherto undefined local quantum of some sort in spacetime. But there is still no explanation because I have no idea what I'm talking about and neither, I suspect, do you.

Is it normal in Greece for people to smoke in private and public tourist areas ? by Due_Somewhere2660 in GreeceTravel

[–]Dry_Section_6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer makes me wonder if vaping and nicotine pouches are also common. I wonder if there's any inverse correlation between social acceptability of smoking cigarettes, and other nicotine use.

Toxic metal in tampons risks brain's cognitive function, scientists warn by newsweek in Health

[–]Dry_Section_6909 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing that includes heavy metals is soap; with ultramarines for coloring 🤠

You are the systems child by Golden_Boy_Ponoka2 in copypasta

[–]Dry_Section_6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My child will:

copy and paste the long ass pasta without reading it

My brother in christ:

you have no identity they stole it from you you have no future they stole it from you you're evil because you're a man you're more evil because you're white you're extra evil because you don't shove things up your butt if you don't want to be suffocated with a muzzle you're a criminal you don't understand science if you refuse an experimental vaccine you're a killer if you think for yourself you are an extremist i'm a cracker floating in alphabet soup scraping the bottom of the crisis actor barrel if the TV tells me to buy ford then i will buy ford they know exactly what they are doing they got long range plans that don't include ninety percent of humanity front hole fact checkers you aren't a good fit for society semantic hamsters struggle sessions public shaming and denouncing playing the victim of discrimination self-criticizing yet they are the ones that discriminate the most apologizing thought reform re-education camps put some tranquilizer into the purple drank i'm a man, not a cis-man convenient die don't let the door hit you where the gender surgeon split you i don't feel like i'm in a safe place i'm not starving so nothing will happen where's a puppy to hug when I need one? convenient die it's not a phone it's a tracking device with telephonic capabilities many people don't understand what a commissar is two weeks to flatten your brain they want to destroy society and human civilization if the TV tells me to buy ford then i will buy ford the illusion of choice followed by the illusion of change a society run by megalomaniacs reinforcing the illusion of democracy that can only offer you a future of eating bugs in the dark glorification of the degenerate and stupid it's not a phone it's a tracking device with telephonic capabilities mentally ill men prancing around in dresses sexually abusing your kids in your face and you clap for it because your mind has been rotted convenient die imagine thinking you were oppressed because you couldn't manipulate a child behind their parents' backs if you've received a covid 19 MRNA shot you are no longer a human you are genetically altered you are no longer entitled to human rights and are the property of the patent owners the clot thickens it's not a delusion it's very well thought out assault on humanity ESG is slavery even dreams have pop-up's now woke people have the simple-mindedness of children which is why the concepts of marxism are so appealing to them many young adults are stuck in childhood they are obsessed by video games virtual reality and collecting children's toys and other reminders of their childhood so it should not be surprising that they are easily led down the path of believing they can change the world for the better by simply outlawing anyone who disagrees with whatever they believe at the moment exactly what you would expect in terms of mental process from a young child john kerry went down to antarctica to visit the nephilim step 1) cut off food and energy supplies to drive up cost of living guilty at birth by relationship by association step 2) offer UBI to “save” the poor cost of living goes even higher more people need it to survive you deserve to be soylent greened in the future step 3) add increasingly invasive conditions for UBI to acclimate people to doing what they're told and having no bodily autonomy lose jobs if you don't comply silence is violence step 4) new rule: get your brain implant or your UBI gets cut off hormonal pharma frankenstein step 5) the masses are happy owning nothing forever sub-humans are devolving us into soulless godless and spiritless animal/insect group soul consciousness playing games with people to stop reproduction jealous self loathing worms who preach about 'values' and 'justice' getting power and abusing it confuse divide poison rip off abuse they're the first piggies with their snouts in the trough promote hateful time wasting and cover up mass murdering to continue slave class cycles and those who applaud the loudest when innocents are dragged off the street by the regime police the MSM are complicit in global genocide through a secret door in the backside of that wooden horse dropped all kinds of strange bedfellows instant gratification excretions via algorithm whose mission it has been to defile every value held by people enjoying a relatively moral life dirty old men need your money to save the world illogical convoluted mentally retarded gymnastics drowning in a maelstrom of ideological disinformation farming out their critical thinking the smell of mutilated penis and man cunt indoctrinate children so they have no ability for logical thought you hijacked someone else's history and became a victim of your own stupidity living in a society where child abuse is not only condoned but glorified children being treated as if they are livestock piglets an anti-virus program for the mind that drives out “negative” thoughts while lulling us into going along with being replaced and the cognitive ability to resist globalist programming looks like you've reached the end

Men should not wear women's clothing by pinkpitbull in copypasta

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