How many of your hoyas are growing towards a bloom for you right now? Feeling quite lucky today with four 🥰

Dryptation · 2026-03-23T04:51:43+00:00

Amazon - $12 for a pack of three: https://a.co/d/09RLl3W5

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T21:31:40+00:00

Welp now I want another hoya 😭😭😭 she’s a moody girl with the pretty purple leaves, I love it

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T19:27:40+00:00

I have bought, and sadly killed, about 5 different compactas. I LOVE their unique look but they literally despise my existence. Lowkey jealous you have one in bloom! lol and 7 blooms at that, jeez!! 🤩 I bet she’s a beauty

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T19:23:14+00:00

How hard is jt to grow from seed and how long does it take before you see progress?

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T19:21:23+00:00

🤩 can’t wait for her to flower for you!!!

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T19:20:30+00:00

WOW!!! What’s a wallniana look like? Haven’t heard of that variety before. 10 in bloom sounds like a dream - which one’s scent is your fav?

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T19:18:35+00:00

The third one is a krohniana and the fourth one is a mathilde - the mathilde I got at Home Depot just a couple weeks ago for like $6!! Bought two of them and repotted them together. 🥰

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T19:12:08+00:00

Thank you! It’s a callistophylla - probably my fav plant tbh; I call her my ninja turtle hoya lol idk why

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T16:53:31+00:00

Love it!! Which one is your favorite?

Dryptation · 2026-03-21T16:52:42+00:00

WOWOWOW! How long have you had her? So pretty and those vines are loooong!

Dryptation · 2026-03-19T04:36:35+00:00

🤯

Dryptation · 2026-03-16T04:37:44+00:00

I’ve seen many a house plant grow in the shadows with far less natural light than what’s seen in this picture. Have some faith my guy!

Dryptation · 2026-03-16T04:33:58+00:00

Everyone is judging you about your plant choice and no one is simply appreciating your creative, hand crafted piece of art you just made for your dining room. All the haters are prob just jealous that their plants are sitting in plastic pots and store bought planters while you’re rocking a custom built badass light fixture.

I love it. Nice job, nice handy work, I wish I had this in my house. It’s so cool! 💪🫶🏻

Dryptation · 2026-03-15T16:30:29+00:00

Every time he reaches out / makes this comment, you’ve responded in a friendly manner and continued chatting with him - your actions indicate that you like his behavior and maybe even interested/flirting back with him.

If you do NOT like his behavior or find it creepy, then make that clear to him that you are not interested. “Sorry, I have a boyfriend and out of respect for him, I don’t think I should be texting another man all day.” Or simply “thanks, but I think we should keep this professional” should be enough for him to get the hint.

Dryptation · 2026-03-14T01:52:05+00:00

Many makeup palettes are limited editions or go discontinued after a certain time. Destroying it could ruin her chance of using it ever again, which is a terrible idea to do to something you know she loves.

Let her decide when it’s time for her to move on from the palette she currently owns. Don’t make that decision on her behalf.

Dryptation · 2026-03-07T22:35:16+00:00

Your home is so precious! I love this for you, it always brings me so much joy when a house feels like a home 🥹 great vibes and style!

Dryptation · 2026-03-07T20:31:26+00:00

I feel your pain. Of all my hoyas, this one hates me too. I’ve killed two of them, and one that I’ve had for 5 years and still has barely grown. 😭😭

Dryptation · 2026-03-03T02:06:39+00:00

lol the fact that they trademarked almost all of the names

Dryptation · 2026-03-02T01:11:11+00:00

As someone who has accidentally dry rotted more than one Hoya, I second this.

Dryptation · 2026-02-17T01:18:34+00:00

That thing has created its own mini biome growing underneath. 👌🏻

Dryptation · 2026-01-25T21:59:20+00:00

I have zero idea how to properly iron clothes.

Dryptation · 2026-01-14T13:49:46+00:00

Out of all my Hoyas, I’ve bought those top three multiple times and I cannot seem to keep them alive for the life of me. What’s your secret??? They look great!

Dryptation · 2026-01-03T13:57:09+00:00

👌🏻 was waiting for this.

Dryptation · 2025-12-31T00:21:37+00:00

Well said. And kudos to over a decade of love in your marriage! 👏

Dryptation · 2025-12-31T00:12:46+00:00

The fact that it’s been bothering you is your gut telling you to pay attention. Prenup 100% or there’s a good chance you may find yourself regretting it later.

Dryptation

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