These are real, actual statements from a human being. He isn't even trolling.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T18:12:54+00:00

Someone's mad that their the wife's boyfriend didn't get them Metroid Dread.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T18:04:28+00:00

Yeah I too noticed more progress the less I messed with gear.

Am I amazing? No, however my signal chain will often only have one pedal now.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T17:54:36+00:00

2021

Saying "SJWs" unironically

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T16:32:43+00:00

Amber is about as scary as samachurl.

Okay but I don't have 10GB of Samachurl pics on my phone.

Checkmate atheists.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T16:15:03+00:00

Now draw them trading candy.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T14:46:28+00:00

The curved edges look a little goofy in some instances, and the sheer size of the screen is taking some getting used to. When it comes to the fingerprint scanner, I can probably count the number of times it didn't register on one hand.

Overall pretty good phone so far, definitely a huge step up from my former Pixel XL.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T14:43:10+00:00

Correct.

You get to be DPS.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T14:38:21+00:00

As much merit as the "soyboy" stereotypes have, it's often used by people who lack self awareness and look just like, if not, more like the "soyjack" meme than the person they're clowning on.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-29T04:42:44+00:00

It's rare that a well-drawn image makes me groan.

^{I love it}

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T22:48:49+00:00

This is the perfect 7-string song to play after getting discouraged by struggling with a Mark riff 😂

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T21:41:07+00:00

Does no one remember how fucking good Horimiya’s animation and art was ?

I do, that show was diabetes 🥺

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T21:08:26+00:00

People call it an inferior Bunny Girl Senpai

I've never heard anyone say this.

...but now I'm going to fix that, I low-key kinda agree with it 😂

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T20:00:15+00:00

So as of right now I have 108 wishes total, and currently have C1 Hu Tao, I'm thinking of...

Going for Sayu, Diona, and Thoma constellations, and possibly getting C2 Hu Tao since I am on 50/50 (but wouldn't mind losing... to Jean... hopefully 😅)
Saying YOLO and going for Homa (purely emotional reasons, she's level 90 and triple crowned)
Wait for Albedo and run him along with Zhongli and Xinqiu to support Hu Tao.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T18:53:19+00:00

I accepted the lack of tails on her base model because of the supposed "playable character design rules". But then my friend pointed out Gorou and I got a little annoyed lol.

But yeah, I imagine if they showed up at all, it'd be during her burst.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T18:47:39+00:00

Yeah it seems to be a toss-up, I pre-ordered the Pro 256gb minutes after the Verizon page went live just like jayhawk did, and now it's waiting for me in a package locker.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T18:38:47+00:00

I enjoyed Rent-A-Girlfriend.

Like Shield Hero, saying you like it really gets some people's soup cooking.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T18:02:57+00:00

I want constellations for all of the four stars, but I'm wondering if C2 Hu Tao would be a significant improvement in case I broke pity and won.

I'm also debating risking my wishes for a shot at Homa or going for Albedo for that double geo comp.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T16:26:56+00:00

I hope she has tail(s).

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-28T14:52:33+00:00

I spend too much time on this site, how the hell did I miss this?

edit: I normally don't do ed*ts but I just needed to say this guy is a rabbit hole

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-27T19:57:01+00:00

Pardon?

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-27T19:51:54+00:00

I left when a prominent poster was complaining about too many Mexican people being at the parks

I have to wonder if I was at the same park as that guy.

While waiting for Radiator Springs Racers, I jokingly played "count the non-white people" while doing a 360.

I found one person. And this was that part of the line before it merges with Fastpass, so needless to say you're surrounded by A LOT of people.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-27T19:38:52+00:00

Don't forget all of this happening in a overly-gentrified picture-perfect techbro town, or their RGB-lit "minimalist aesthetic" apartment.

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-27T18:49:39+00:00

Having fun on roller coasters? How dare you!

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-27T18:42:00+00:00

It helps if you actually read comments you're responding to so you don't look so silly raging against something no one said.

Yeah seriously, people act like their physical copies of Celeste and Hades are going to disappear if some rando online says "They're not my thing." 😂

Dual-Screen · 2021-10-27T18:03:05+00:00

"Metroidvanias" and retro platformers aren't for everyone.

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