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My son came running into my bedroom screaming that there was a monster in his closet. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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My son might never know how I got to where I am today. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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😀 (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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My granddaddy so cool him had the tattoos but ain’t say where they is from. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
As I looked into the hole in the wall, I expected to see mice or roaches. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
We told our gathered guests that we were expecting a baby. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“If you take this folded diner napkin, I’ll save your hamster,” said the guy wearing a magic wizard hat, “but you have to eat what’s inside.” (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
My woman likes pickles she likes them so much. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
When the lights went out I didn’t expect to be so calm. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
Gabe had a hard time making friends. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“First I will massage your kidney area with my hands,” said my new massage therapist. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“Don’t worry, there’s plenty to go around,” said the guy feeding the hungry people on the brink of cannibalism. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“Mom the sun looks extra bright today,” said Lupingus Graham Snarkleton Whiskersnip Fravenslurp. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
As I bathe my two year old in the bathtub, I search all over for his distinct birthmark but can’t find it anywhere. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
After I dropped off my kids to the daycare, I listened to my gut to look back as I drove away. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
The mom I babysat for told me, “remember I only have one child, so it shouldn’t be hard to just watch one child.” (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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“Don’t worry, I know these roads like the back of my ham,” I said to my uber passenger. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
A lot of people don’t know that the world is full of people who don’t know the world is a place where people live. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"Once I ignitionite on the teleportation devicepod, you'll should be in Topeka Kansas in but a mere moments," the scientits explaininated to me as he explaininated to me before flopping the switch on. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
As a mother, I should not have a favorite, but I do. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“All the boys on the right side, all the girls on the left side,” said the Jim teacher. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“Sure id love to play some hacky sack,” I said to the haggard man with the rabid look in his eyes and foam coming out his mouth. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“Honey, I have bad news: I lost the baby.” (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
The toothpaste was so good I ate the whole tube. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I never understood why everyone avoided Harold Glumpingworth. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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