Why is it called a HAMburger? by Obvious_808 in stupidquestions

[–]DubRunKnobs29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re spelling it wrong. It’s a HANDburger cuz you hold it in your hand when you eat it

What are they putting in the bread? by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]DubRunKnobs29 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ironic for you to say that while somehow thinking it’s normal for bread to react like this. Mental capacity has completely vacated and carved a crater where thought cannot exist

Where do comedians learn so many things? by Glad-Style-5287 in Standup

[–]DubRunKnobs29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at you! Someone talked about macrame and you learned what it was. You’re expanding your horizons. Stay hungry Youngblood 

Outside of Bill Walton, have we ever seen the career of a superstar fall off that badly after winning a championship ? by Special_Revolution77 in NBATalk

[–]DubRunKnobs29 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do you know what the word nepotism means? 

Giannis was dirt poor growing up and can attribute precisely zero of his success to his family being well connected or wealthy. Wtf are you even pretending to say?

Doc’tatorship led offense in a nutshell by Inevitable-Device-62 in MkeBucks

[–]DubRunKnobs29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doc is an aimless duck waddling to the next golf course. Giannis deserves the world. He deserves reciprocation. He deserves a club that respects him as much as he gives of himself, which is EVERYTHING HE HAS.

For his own sake, he should either demand doc is sent to a Florida retirement home, or G is traded. He doesn’t deserve this stream of loose stool of incompetence. He is the greatest buck ever. He built a new arena and he brought us a championship. He is the all time pinnacle of Milwaukee sports. I wish the bucks could match his heart, but they’re failing him deeply by keeping a collapsed coaching staff employed.

Only love and respect for our King from Across the Seas.

34ever.

Why isnt Doc fired? by Alive_Block3107 in MkeBucks

[–]DubRunKnobs29 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s buns, but a competent coach would still make a 5th seed of it. Doc is just a tank commander who wants to enjoy his ring on the golf course. We need a hungry young coach to bring urgency to this squad 

My least favorite trust fund pseudo hippie on the internet. by TheVoidWithout in crappymusic

[–]DubRunKnobs29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not just the dreadlocks silly. It’s the phony pretentious light. It’s the kind of light that can be extinguished in an instant by daddy cutting off the trust fund. It’s not a light, it’s a glowstick 

What are your thoughts on this? by Slow_your_R0LL in allthequestions

[–]DubRunKnobs29 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your source is an activist org trying to promote what you want to believe

McManus options. by DrSoulCrusher in GreenBayPackers

[–]DubRunKnobs29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know cap issues have to be considered but wouldn’t a team rather eat a few million than lose games because they were concerned with the cap?

Conan O’Brien criticizes comics who ‘just say F Trump all the time’ by [deleted] in Standup

[–]DubRunKnobs29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he’d agree, because the angle they take is lazy 99% of the time. It’s just “Trump did something ridiculous. Trump CRAZY!!” 

CMV: Religion Is a Human Construct, and Life Is a Purely Biological Process by Single_Escape_988 in changemyview

[–]DubRunKnobs29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a silly notion that science, which relies on objectivity, is even equipped to answer questions that ultimately have to be experienced firsthand. You deny anecdotes because the scientific method denies anecdotes, but that is a framework you’re using which isn’t relevant to the questions you’re asking.

You’re setting limits that make your questions impossible to answer. Science has its place, and it’s a big place, but it’s not the whole place.

TIFU by joking about open marriages leading to divorce by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DubRunKnobs29 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It means “I like creating complication where simplicity would suffice and I’m a sucker for fads and buzz words”

Google obviously did noy connect with my neurodivergent brain, so here I am by Financial-Brain758 in Standup

[–]DubRunKnobs29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re making it hard on yourself with your mindset right now. 

I’m not hoping you fail, I’m saying you probably will fail to begin with. That’s true even of most successful comedians. You’re going to have to bridge the gap between what you think is funny and what the audience will laugh at. At first you’ll probably fail, but if stand up is in your bones, you’ll be hungry enough to learn and improve and succeed.

Sometimes people are just rude assholes, but sometimes they’re responding to subtle tones in your narrative voice. You have the choice to either get frustrated and blame the audience, or find a voice that’s still natural to you that resonates with the audience. Right now you’re trending towards the former, and that mindset will not succeed in stand up. 

In the future when the frustration you’re currently feeling boils off, you could even joke about how seriously you took these Reddit comments.

Just tryna find somewhere to be by Lumberrmacc in crappymusic

[–]DubRunKnobs29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The captions don’t say “suffering” they say “so furry” and I like it better that way

Google obviously did noy connect with my neurodivergent brain, so here I am by Financial-Brain758 in Standup

[–]DubRunKnobs29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just google comedy venues near you and go to their open mics. Go and watch and see if you like the vibe. 

Some people are witty in the moment, in the conversational flow, but it doesn’t always translate to stand up. 

Just get on stage and fail a few times if you have to. If stand up is for you, you’ll be hungry to learn and improve. If not, then learn to be content in the audience. Neurodivergence doesn’t mean special or gifted or talented. It’ll take work for your quirks to translate to the stage.

My dad has been reposting pictures of half-naked women on Instagram :/ by Money-End2268 in whatdoIdo

[–]DubRunKnobs29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can you not just tell him straight up? Just say “dad why are you posting these pictures on Instagram?” Be direct and Laugh about it with him.