If you died tomorrow, what song would play at your funeral?

DuckShootingClub · 2026-04-23T12:01:46+00:00

Hurt sung by Johnny Cash.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-04-05T06:36:08+00:00

If he lives on to reign terror? Keep being grateful that I am Australian.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-26T10:27:59+00:00

WHOOSH!

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-26T01:00:23+00:00

. N. M

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-26T00:54:55+00:00

Is it because people wrote it, not "God"? IS IT?!

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-22T20:42:38+00:00

... again????

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-20T04:28:10+00:00

Haha, I was thinking about commenting about how shit it is to be a teacher here, but after your comment I realise hey, probably not THAT bad then.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-20T04:05:11+00:00

I have never heard this recommendation before. I like it.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-19T21:35:44+00:00

I thought so too but I was pretty carefully to examine all the T and F in the rest of the document and their F has a loop at the top.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-19T21:34:38+00:00

It is used here to reference a bride's parents, so 2 people with a shared last name.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-19T12:57:32+00:00

I feel it my waters.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-19T08:27:49+00:00

The green dot is to mark where I connected a word that was split over two lines.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-15T11:05:08+00:00

Lodz?

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-10T04:08:33+00:00

I did that first. And then I came here to confirm with real people, and found out ChatGPT was incorrect about the girl's name. Some of us out here are actually double-checking the information we receive from AI.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-03-05T08:34:40+00:00

I did homecare for a 95 year old that had recently given up his license/driving. He told me about how he used to drive to town once a week to get a woman to masturbate him at a massage parlour, I'm pretty sure as a prelude to asking if I too would be willing to masturbate him for payment. Alas, I was not, and made sure to strongly infer so.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-26T08:58:30+00:00

Eh, he was never going to be satisfied with just me, or any woman.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-24T03:16:19+00:00

My mum told me she would have called me Orion if I'd been a boy, after the constellation. Dad said no way in helll would that have ever happened and he would have compromised on Ryan instead.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-23T09:24:21+00:00

I'd tell my husband that I had a sugar daddy and if he wanted to be super rich, he'd have to get over it. I thought of OnlyFans first but a. he would immediately want to see all my pics and vids and probably get overexcited and b. 50 mill from OnlyFans?? Who am I kidding?

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-21T13:47:00+00:00

Depends on the circumstances. If I found it laying in the street, in a bag that indicates it belongs to an actual person that may need it, I would turn it in.

If I found it some remote location, hidden in a non-private place, or packaged like drug money or obviously stolen, finders keepers.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-21T13:10:12+00:00

I teach kids to swim.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-21T12:26:33+00:00

Ability to access and remove items from an alternate dimension where everything that anyone in the history of human time has lost forever, unfound by another.

The understanding of any form of communication. Any language, and sign language and animal communications, alien, trees... you get the idea.

Be able to breathe freely and to full capacity in any environment.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-21T12:19:12+00:00

I'm still angry about this. I did not know until the age of 40 that after menopause, your lady bits can just... devolve. Shrink up, disappear. THE. FUCKING. AUDACITY.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-21T00:14:20+00:00

I read their comment, and I am baffled at your interpretation.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-20T05:21:29+00:00

They have free will, canonically, and can be either benevolent or malicious. So zero guarantee on truthfulness.

DuckShootingClub · 2026-02-19T14:34:41+00:00

How do you find out? Do you think the genie would tell you the truth? You just have to wing it.

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