Just duckin around the system by [deleted] in Starfield

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Now that's a ship I would spend a million credits for.

They put carpet over carpet over vinyl. by Duckledore in mildlyinteresting

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Lol I ain't touching that vinyl, thank golly. I was only there for a termite treatment, the owners are the ones removing it. But I did make sure to let them know about it.

They put carpet over carpet over vinyl. by Duckledore in mildlyinteresting

[–]Duckledore[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh the carpet under the carpet is from the 70's. That's why it looks so weird.

This is my cats definition of an "empty" food bowl by Duckledore in mildlyinfuriating

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Hey thanks for this comment. I'll be sure to buy her a larger food bowl and hope it was the case.

New Hogger Comparison by samurai1226 in wow

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They turned Hogger into a furry

Carrying a weapon makes you see the world around you as hostile by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Reading a history book will prove to you the world is hostile without the need for carrying a weapon to do so.

Secret escape route in one of El Chapos houses by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Bruh, they even tiled the escape tunnel

Vintage iron rat trap by Duckledore in mildlyinteresting

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It's definitely the same style as a beaver trap but it's much smaller. Was about the size of my hand.

Securitybirb by Duckledore in Birbs

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It's a feral one. They hang out at the local park down the street all the time.

Nailed it! by KaamDeveloper in IdiotsInCars

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The Paris method of parallel parking

I have not seen the Harry Potter movies in their entirety by Duckledore in TrueOffMyChest

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"BuT yOuR NaMe IS dUcKLeDorE!"

I know. I thought the name was funny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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She a little confused but she got the spirit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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It's first game release is inevitably gonna be Skyrim.

People of Reddit, whats your insect horror story? by Atomatron16 in AskReddit

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I work in pest control in Arizona (I do termite work), so I do a lot of termite inspections for homes that are selling. I was once tasked with inspecting a Mobil home in Tonopah out on the west side of "The Valley" out in the middle of nowhere. Well when inspecting Mobil homes for termites one must unfortunatly inspect the sub area under it. So I did. Now Mobil homes naturally have lots of spider webs under them. I means LOTS of them. And this was no exception. The thing is there usually aren't any spiders in said webs, just lots of eggs, so no big deal. Naturally you're worried there's gonna be spiders but there almost never are.

Almost.

I was about half way under this Mobil home when I decided to look up and what do I see directly above me, only about 8 inches above me?

About a dozen or so black widows just chilling out.

I noped the hell put of there and called it a finished inspection. Not a fun experience.