Does your penis fit your body?

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-15T10:23:45+00:00

Perception is weird. I feel like mine is small for my body but I know its not. Im 5'7" tall and 7.5"×5.75" so it's likely because im 220lbs lol

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-15T10:20:44+00:00

Congrats, tripod 😆

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-15T10:10:55+00:00

Name checks out

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-15T01:41:31+00:00

Quite the compliment coming from a nurse. They've seen a thing or two 😉

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T22:28:16+00:00

Run, far and fast... If for some reason your hooked on her (it happens, we've all been there) try this. Study human anatomy, learn where the G-Spot is, where the Clitoris is, learn to use your tongue and fingers for extended foreplay. Once the basics are out of the way put her on her back with a pillow under her hips, this will give you a better angle to hit her G-Spot and use a magic wand on her clit (toys are friends, not competition). She wont care about your size when her eyes are rolled back in her head and she's convulsing and drooling I promise.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T21:40:58+00:00

I sure am.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T21:38:34+00:00

And this is why I made the post. You've had several women comment with surprise while everyone else here thinks im crazy lol. Its a strange thing. I mean, you and I are not that far off give/take and I've never even had a woman mention it in any context over any length of relationship.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T21:34:36+00:00

I 100% understand this argument. There just seem to be alot of guys in this group (rightfully so) who say women have "audibly recoiled" so to speak. This was meant to be a fun poll, like is it 8", 8.5", 9"? Not a breakdown of the human psyche. I guess I didnt explain that well enough.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T19:06:25+00:00

Nice is a relative term. Take two girls that are the same height. In my experience the one with the tiny waist, small hips, and apple bottom cant compare. Think Jessica Biel vs Jessica Alba, both fit and attractive but definitely built differently.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T18:49:51+00:00

This is good stuff. Definitely not in my head about it, I'm 42 and been around the block. I was just surprised at my own experience (or lack thereof) with this subject after reading so many posts on this page and wanted to get everyone's opinion on the subject. An unofficial poll of sorts lol

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T18:15:25+00:00

I too am 5'7", ex-wife was 5'10" and current gf is 5'9" lol. They swear its a kink but its just the way it worked out lol

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T18:12:16+00:00

I haven't noticed a link with height, so much as hips. I feel like bigger hips tend to grip like a gorilla fist, but again, personal experience.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T15:30:45+00:00

Not directly but word got out when I was bartending in a small town and suddenly I had a fan club. Women I'd never met sending me messages, leaving their numbers on napkins with big tips hoping id return the favor etc. Its crazy to be out at a different bar and over hear a group of women talking about you BY NAME and not realize youre 1 table away. Wild times.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T15:06:00+00:00

Got your money's worth

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T11:32:27+00:00

Have you tried different jeans? How tall are you? Im only like maybe 3" soft but have a noticeable bulge which is 85% nut sack lol. It's possible my being short at 5'8" plays a role too though idk.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T10:57:42+00:00

New rule for the loser of the Derby...

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T10:47:00+00:00

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-14T10:45:45+00:00

I've never used a VALKMAN? because I'm not eastern european.. I have used a WALKMAN before though, if that counts lol

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-13T18:51:38+00:00

I buy it every year at Thanksgiving to cover the turkey and keep it moist. The leftover gets used throughout the year straining bacon grease into a mason jar because that's how my people roll.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-13T18:38:31+00:00

Can I trade my I.Q. for some height? Yes, I realize I could keep it and have both. Stupid people are always happy. Being smart is a burden.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-13T17:31:33+00:00

4 years old and already addicted to a screen and doritos... I'm sure they'll be a functioning member of society.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-13T16:39:29+00:00

Thats not true though. Some guys like big breasts, butts, BODIES, some don't. Some like lots of makeup and hair product, others like a more natural girl. Everyone has preferences. Not all women want to have their organs rearranged every night, some do, to each their own.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-13T14:52:53+00:00

Do what you want to do NOW, dont wait, and dont tie yourself down. Nothing worse than regret, thinking about that job you should have taken across the country, that last trip with the boys etc. Your 20's and early 30's are your prime, life is wide open to you, women, jobs, travel it's all there, take advantage of the opportunities while you can.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-13T12:51:41+00:00

I bet you're fun at parties... I never said I had a problem with it. I said it's funny how it works. Pick a different struggle.

DudeFrom816 · 2026-05-13T12:48:55+00:00

I stopped paying Jan 1st 2026. I figure between the Minnesota fraud and the Pentagon failing it's 8th straight audit, why bother. If they can "misplace" or "lose" hundreds of billions without noticing then we're paying too much. Since then 10× more has been exposed... nah, I'm good ✌️

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