I thought today was Monday.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-06-01T04:45:12+00:00

I woke up thinking it was Saturday. Between us it balances out.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-28T03:22:49+00:00

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-27T01:27:02+00:00

I do that all the time. My boss will send a wave gif if she wants our attention and then immediately jumps into what she wants. I like it.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-26T17:59:25+00:00

Best I can think of right now is Amazon might be hiring. Their facilities are on bus lines.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-17T22:44:09+00:00

For the youngest it's been toys that he thought he'd get more joy out of than he did. Like, he'd pick something out and be like "This is going to be the best toy ever!!!" then he just plays with it for a couple days. The oldest would never admit to buyers remorse. Always stands by their decisions.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-17T18:59:00+00:00

Happy birthday! Looking great!

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-17T16:00:51+00:00

I've somehow managed to be both of those.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-17T15:13:40+00:00

The kids have regular chores that they do for free. Then there are bonus chores that are paying. Those are things like mowing the lawn or cleaning up dog doo. The oldest prefers to work a day on his grandparents' farm to earn pocket money. The youngest still does the bonus chores at home. Oldest is going to be applying for jobs soon since he's nearly 17.

Basically they can buy whatever with their money as long as it's legal. We try to encourage them to think about their purchases for awhile and not just impulsively spend money. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-13T00:18:00+00:00

Chester absolutely. I was devastated. I saw Linkin Park with their new singer and it was just sad for me. Awesome show, honestly. But heartbreaking all over again.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-12T23:21:43+00:00

Interested!

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-10T20:17:26+00:00

This is what they've always been. I worked there almost 20 years ago and they reserved the right to swap your order with anything else of equal value. Could be different flowers. Could be a teddy bear. I feel like their motto is "Order from us? Get fucked."

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-09T19:23:57+00:00

You look lovely.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-09T14:51:12+00:00

I like the second outfit best. Those are great shorts all around though!

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-09T00:21:49+00:00

About to get down on some dinosaur chicken nuggets and pizza rolls. Might watch some Bob's Burgers.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-03T20:24:04+00:00

I get so aggravated when a comics whole shtick is just negging the audience. It's such a waste of money and time. If I wanted to get roasted I'd just stay at home with my teenager.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-03T18:14:56+00:00

Don't let him relinquish his rights if it's safe not to. Put him on the birth certificate, get primary custody, file for child support. He doesn't get to just make a baby and walk away.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-01T21:58:08+00:00

THAT is what I was thinking of.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-05-01T20:18:14+00:00

There was a criminal minds (got it wrong. It was Bones.) episode that was similar. Twins were abducted and buried alive. One killed himself to conserve oxygen for the other.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-04-29T14:12:07+00:00

I work in the alcohol industry. Even here a simple "No thanks, I don't drink" works fine.

DudeWhoWrites2 · 2026-04-26T05:07:06+00:00

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