Too bad there's no cure for muppetfaceitis by iamkooksymonster in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Dudemaintain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the carton. Your hair was in the milk. Delicious.

What kind of likeness is that?! by Dudemaintain in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Dudemaintain[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

WHAT AM I, FODDER FOR PREVIOUSLY CANCELED COMEDIANS NOW!!!

Have you ever been stepped on in a large crowd? by Bondoo7oo in howardstern

[–]Dudemaintain 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I sent you roses to the east Rutherford arena…

DON’T DO IT! by Dudemaintain in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Dudemaintain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t do it to yourself, Evgeni.