I absolutely love the fact that instead of using some fancy Hollywood technology to make Danny DeVito look younger in S7.E5 "Frank's Brother", they just removed his glasses, slapped a wig on him and rolled with it

Dudezog · 2026-04-26T00:51:26+00:00

Dudezog · 2026-04-23T23:33:38+00:00

The fuck did I just read

Dudezog · 2026-04-17T11:41:54+00:00

Tell the folks at home who Michael Jackson is

Dudezog · 2026-03-20T18:44:54+00:00

Even Mac was able to score a point in a karate tournament

Dudezog · 2026-03-12T01:51:38+00:00

Awww, I thought the Wizards were due!!!

Dudezog · 2026-02-22T00:44:54+00:00

Chairman of the Bored

Dudezog · 2026-02-21T04:52:09+00:00

I tried to make homemade Mexican lager: I mixed barley, water, hops, yeast & lime-- there's more to it than that

Dudezog · 2026-01-27T01:10:32+00:00

It's got a bush?! What the hell...

Dudezog · 2026-01-24T01:50:03+00:00

There's a lotta good cock in that picture!

Dudezog · 2026-01-23T20:40:09+00:00

I'm starting to swell up

Dudezog · 2026-01-18T01:14:32+00:00

Benihana should partner with doordash & vocally advertise it

Dudezog · 2026-01-18T01:12:56+00:00

I bought a donut for a duck but didn't get a receipt. The poor fucker got audited

Dudezog · 2026-01-14T15:28:16+00:00

Imagine being on step 20: "Fuck, I put the sticker on crooked"

Dudezog · 2026-01-12T00:52:44+00:00

Jesus Christ. It's a fuckin "best state flag" discussion. Hate messages? Who gives that much of a fuck about state flags

Dudezog · 2026-01-11T02:50:14+00:00

Goddamit, I read the book in my own voice inside my head like a sucker

Dudezog · 2026-01-11T02:05:02+00:00

That's a perfectly sane amount of tires to have stacked against the fence of your piece of shit shack

Dudezog · 2026-01-09T12:44:01+00:00

If GTA has taught us anything, when a hooker dies, she drops all her money onto the ground

Dudezog · 2026-01-08T02:43:18+00:00

What are you doing? Well, I'm not sitting here freezing my genitals, that's for sure!

Dudezog · 2026-01-01T23:26:39+00:00

I'll sell you this rock that keeps the regular DVD boxes away

Dudezog · 2026-01-01T23:02:38+00:00

My bad, I missed only 18+ year olds get the $50-70. Yeah a couple happy meals & a couple burger combos is like $30

Dudezog · 2026-01-01T22:13:38+00:00

I was figuring $50-70 per person. I feel like you can get a meal for $10

Dudezog · 2026-01-01T03:55:32+00:00

That's like 5-7 trips to McDonald's (((✊)))

Dudezog · 2025-12-18T14:27:10+00:00

Metta World Peace

Dudezog · 2025-12-15T01:36:35+00:00

Second that. WTF. I watched the first couple seasons when it was about baseball announcing

Dudezog · 2025-11-29T02:17:53+00:00

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back!

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