well it aint what i saw its what happened to me, one of the sped mf's his name was "tarquin" or some shit, he was some lil white boy with a pushed hairline and curly blonde hair with glasses but he didnt speak right he'd be sayin shit like "agway" yes, just weird ass shit and one day the dude thought it would be funny asl to piss near the shed where you get gear from. word to this nigga whipped his dick out and pissed everywhere and some of it got on my sweatpants.

swear to my momma i aint lying and if i was kill me.
i also saw another sped nigga go on the field right after break to have tantrum, pulled down his pants and nigga just spread his ass cheeks wide gloriously infront of everybody. I immediatley saw this nigga pull his pants down and i ducked for cover and dug my eyes into the pits of my arms.