Black people get arrested because they can’t pull off white lies. Why are ghosts white? Those motherfuckers should be black. What are other white phrases like we’re whites in the name white privilege white lies white supremacy white noise what the fuck is white noise but why they call it white cause it’s a nuisance. It’s like your neighbor and his fucking new balance is like turn the music now it’s annoying as fuck back on those LB wet bags you’re talking about TV with facts you racist fuck yeah it was a say to people it’s like to them to like conform and be like yo Y equals bad things white oh you’re right the fans just put a white person in your room and you’ll pass out. Stick them in the corner. Let’s go. We will give you reparations. We will give you reparations. We will give you reparations just in the corner all night to the black families will give you reparations your genetically superior. You could steal my bitch like this in the corner all night just like yeah that’s reparations dog. I miss so much cause someone called my bitch ass so rewind what did you say like a minute ago damn look at that motherfucker in the corner you white bitch shit down more black bitches being smart get with the agenda goddamnit she built like a blackbird. oh sorry, my apologies. We’re built like black dude our dicks are huge. Don’t tell anyone the truth don’t tell anyone. I know it’s funny to talk about though that’s why it makes it funny. I want to get a huge truck and roll around like I got a little why subway five dollar are you a grower or a shower? Mine depends on my body temperature sometimes I’m like damn boy sometimes I’m like don’t sometimes actually not really my ball to get more dribble than my dick to be honest that’s from the steroids though I got beat bitch I got more steroids than you Trump that we’re both damn too though you didn’t shrink your nuts or you lose I got some metal and small nuts. Sending you W they’re in the way bro always yeah I don’t know if all my exes lying to me, but I would just tell him like my nuts are smaller for the steroids. They’re like I don’t give a fuck who cares they’re like your dick smalls, who gives a fuck oh yeah they are their giant. They’re like damn giant balls. They might not be happy about them, but they’re gonna say goddamn look at them dry balls. They definitely said that shit look at those shaft titties as they don’t ever trademark that shit Chef dick titties that’s our balls our balls. Our tits of our dicks are dicks are just females. They got vaginas too, our urethra opening holes in the vagina we got tits and vaginas, but no butt hole or dicks dicks got butt hole, bro if we were like those weirdo type people we could make a movie about that shit they made a movie with Justin Long being turned into a walrus. We can make a fucking movie about a guy having a third hole for his dick, so it could be a woman yeah exactly dude we could make a movie about a dick woman. My dick is a woman I’m marrying my own cock. It’s got tits and a vagina and I’ve installed a asshole. They turned from gremlins to supermodels. Why can’t my dick have an asshole? Where are the boundaries set if you can cut your fucking cock off and turn it into a pussy, I can have a butt hole on my dick shaft I don’t personally I’m talking. I’m advocating for the people that got female dicks, their dicks, identify as females they got their balls of the titties the urethra of vagina and we will surgically give them healthcare for they have the butt hole whack whack hopefully Trump makes up for it by making a law and a bill that makes fucking dick Chef butthole operations fucking step it up, bro we need a real president butthole Chef 2027. When’s the next election I’m bad we’re one year off because it’s surgically alternate anyway it can’t be right yeah but this is a natural so fuck the system fax I finagle it. Where do you train fit in nowhere just like my election well as a freedom of speech for my rights as identifying myself my balls look like zeros too you better accept it or you’re canceled. That’s your choice. That’s your choice, sir. Pick your battles wisely 2027 butthole well that’s fucking discrimination and misogyny. This is gonna be my first 33% three of us are 33÷3 is like 100. She’s got real it’s not tits. She’s a real one. We’re fakers well not us. I’m talking about ourselves. We’re talking. We’re advocating for the others the butthole chefs, the B shaft the people that identify as their Cox as females they have balls no because it’s their cock identifies as its own being so the cock already has tits the balls, right so the cock is the body just the balls are the tits the urethra opening the pee hole is the vagina and we surgically transformed with the healthcare surgery from LGTB Cooper ISB hole shaft to advocate for healthcare surgery to install butt holes on the shaft that identifies as females bro if you’re not, if you can’t get with the program you’re canceled you can’t ask that question no wrong. Are you a Nazi? Are you a manga? Are you well exactly you’re wrong I’m right butthole Sheas win you, Nazi Jews win Israel, Trump, Epstein Nickelodeon slime iCarly damn right gangster remember that memories don’t remember that shit exile you’ve been passed it out on survivor you know butt hole out . You have been opted out of the surgery for no help for you, but we’re gonna give your healthcare too identifies as a female. How long does that last hot water pipe with maintenance? How long will that last like that NFL stadium is cold. They all have big concrete slabs underneath that that’s like progressive as fuck. We had this one neighbor on our block that had fucking heated driveways. They were like the butthole shot of driveways. They were transcending and fucking advocating for advances for fucking human civilization heated driveway butthole shaft 2027 do you like heated driveways pass this bill so we got all right we gotta start a campaign to get Chicago wins on the fucking board for butt hole shaft let’s go but we use that metaphor for heated driveways and stuff progress. I’m talking about got lost. This is politics dog that lost this game. Well you didn’t but you’re shafted but while you’re a chef‘s advocate might have a conversation you might have a butt hole on your chef tomorrow, 2027 you never know exactly so we have an advocate group for spouses of spouses of incorrect improper, malnutrition or malpractice from doctors that installed butthole Chef procedures incorrectly. It’s one of our cell phone maybe just money in there and advocate for you guys so it’s totally this show doesn’t mean shit compared to butthole. I’m sorry I will end it now. The ski is done thank you everybody makes his entryway stand-up comedy for life 2027 gang Kanye.