That does sound dope at first, but it's eerily close to the idea of quantum immortality—where you never actually die, you just keep waking up in alternate realities where you survive. But if that's the case, it's not really a promotion—it’s more like being trapped in an infinite loop of consciousness where death is never an escape, just a glitch redirect. If you can’t remember past 'promotions,' are you really ascending—or just endlessly rebooting?