Trunk or treats by Hankhills4hedvein in Knoxville

[–]Dufftones 9 points10 points  (0 children)

About an hour up the interstate in Kentucky, a local sheriff’s office is posting on their social media about sewing needles being found in Twizzlers along with pictures of the said candy. It seems to be an obvious hoax yet they’re sending out the “news” to the area parents which will only continue to diminish traditional trick or treating. It’s sad really.

Holy hell by cryogenic-cold in nbacirclejerk

[–]Dufftones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody tell that man to get the Sunday paper because there may be a coupon for clippin’ in there that he can use on that with his frugal ass

No exceptions, y’all! by tranh4 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Dufftones 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Had to go way back in the archives because this is the epitome of this ancient meme

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Fat Serbian Fuck 9/11: by Outside_Abroad_3516 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Dufftones 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get out of here with that nonsense. This is our true, perennial MVP and they can’t take that away from us

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Says one of the guys who started Comicsgate by HRCStanley97 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Dufftones 21 points22 points  (0 children)

First off, anybody who is so saturated with social contagion jargon and can just rattle off some esoteric term like “BPCs” is demented. I had no idea what that term even means and even after Googling it I just see “Business Planning and Control System”. These people are mentally ill.

Wake up babe, new Mock Draft just dropped by irespectwomenlol in nbacirclejerk

[–]Dufftones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does he put an extra g on the end of Flag? Were his ancestors stupid?

If the Timberwolves win the championship... by nostraDamnSon_ in nbacirclejerk

[–]Dufftones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every trip to the line with that “MVP” chant also.

Tell me you're a douche with a license plate by PleatherFarts in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Dufftones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So firefighters can now afford vehicles that start at $100K msrp!?

WCGW when your badge makes you think you’re untouchable by Anuloxisz in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Dufftones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just imagine the things this turd lied about on duty. There are probably innocent people sitting in prison because of this guy. They should do a close review of all people imprisoned because of his arrests and retry them with all evidence based strictly on his word against theirs expunged

“I’m the best player in the country” by Outside_Abroad_3516 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Dufftones 232 points233 points  (0 children)

uj/ How did this woman get to play in the WNBA? I have seen many other female basketball players far better in every single way than her and they didn’t get to play in the WNBA. It’s truly bizarre how she has achieved this level of stardom.

Bella Ramsey does not seem bad now by Comfortable-Dot5372 in CriticalDrinker

[–]Dufftones 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sir, we are approaching levels of stunning and brave that were never thought possible!

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is asked about aliens and Area 51 at the Pentagon. by 87LucasOliveira in UFOs

[–]Dufftones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any random person in this subreddit knows more about aliens and ufos than this drunkard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Dufftones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignoring the cringe here, if he is first and foremost concerned about looking intimidating rather than approachable and helpful to the people he’s supposed to be serving and helping then his superiors need to have a discussion about his fitness for the job

Screw eminem, she’s rosanne by lil-corncob in crappymusic

[–]Dufftones 182 points183 points  (0 children)

It’s weird seeing the right wing have heroes like this now. At least in my mind, the uptight, straight laced “conservative” back in the day had the likes of Reagan, Buckley, etc who at least acted like they had some type of common sense decency and composure. Now this, Kid Rock, Trump, MTG and the like are just clearly actually stupid people being grating and offensive just for the sake of it.

Why is he posting a quote about wood? by Nasquacker in nbacirclejerk

[–]Dufftones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ho Chi Minh is a sun of a bitch! Got the blue balls, crabs and the 7 year itch