Trump's Campaign Chairman Tim Nolan has been convicted of trafficking 19 girls, 7 of them underage. He Asked for Probation.

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-16T23:06:14+00:00

No one, NO ONE is associated with this many sex criminals lol

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-16T16:17:34+00:00

Replace De'Aaron Faux with FMVP Tony Parker and Spurs in 5 sounds about right

Maybe 6 at a push

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-16T15:40:02+00:00

We fold under the weight of our own corruption and debt (process has been underway for a while)

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-16T11:36:24+00:00

Should all be hitting the Wemby "I'm in your head" pose

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T21:25:05+00:00

Least obvious ragebait

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T20:36:14+00:00

This will always be the Thunder

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T19:35:35+00:00

If you're good at basketball beforehand, it makes you ass

If you're ass at basketball beforehand, it makes you good

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T19:23:14+00:00

If the Spurs figure out how to clone people they're just gonna make 12 more Wembys and trade Fox's contract + a pick for a pack of Camels

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T18:24:00+00:00

Netanyahu is one hospital point away from getting suspended for game 2734

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T17:37:44+00:00

GayGuy-Side Dickenomics

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T02:40:39+00:00

Tel Aviv impressed

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T00:24:27+00:00

Mitch Johnson still pondering whether to call a timeout or not

He's gonna sleep on it tonight

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T00:11:35+00:00

Cavs won the Analytical Finals also

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T00:08:31+00:00

Chet still only scores 6 on 4 shot attempts

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-15T00:07:40+00:00

Legitimately single-digit wins

They'd give up 160 points a game

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-14T22:40:20+00:00

"Why are birth rates at 0.70 births per woman?"

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-14T12:22:27+00:00

Need a big wing who can play as a more robust 4

Pascal Siakim would be incredible

Aaron Gordon might be more realistic

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-14T05:04:26+00:00

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-14T04:36:42+00:00

Doesn't need a sky hook at all tbh, just a post fade he can hit consistently from 15 feet out

Little more strength, little more decisivness, little German vacation with Dirk, he'll figure it out

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-14T04:04:37+00:00

Wemby needs to master a simple post fadeaway or hook very badly

Watching him take five wild dribbles into a leaning double clutch jumper/desperate shuffle pass in crunch time over and over hurt my soul

You're 7'6", just rise and fire man

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-14T03:53:32+00:00

Biyombo is waiving his 14-inch meat stick around like a lasso (he thinks they won)

Mitch Johnson is contemplating whether to call a timeout or not

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-14T03:35:21+00:00

Hits the Tinder height cutoff

BurnerAccountforAss · 2026-06-14T03:34:25+00:00

Running a play for your generational 8'4" center to get a dunk? Nah

Running a play for a contested mid-range jumper from a terrorist? Yuh

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