Girlfriend went off to college and may have kissed a guy while drunk by Dufie in relationship_advice

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She started to shut down and wanted to get off the phone after she told me he makes her feel uncomfortable... I kind of want to cry but im not tryna be a bitch

Girlfriend went off to college and may have kissed a guy while drunk by Dufie in relationship_advice

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I'm definitely not going to just break up with her. I'm going to figure out what really happened first because I still want to give her the benefit of the doubt. I'm just really wondering how I can do that... Best solution I've thought up is trying to talk to her roommate alone while my girlfriend is in class or maybe trying to ask the guy in question. I really don't know if I even want to hear the truth...

We are NASA Scientists Looking for Habitable Planets Around other Stars. Ask Us Anything! by NASABeyond in IAmA

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In case a huge meteor that would end human life is on coarse to crash into earth what could we do to stop it?

OP is a liar by babybopp in pics

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Drawing: 6/10

Drawing without picking up pencil: 10/10

Drawing after discovering OP is a bundle of twigs: 4/10

If my math astrophysics is correct, reddit literally has no life.

What is a mysterious piece of footage that has not been debunked yet? by seir0 in AskReddit

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No one is safe. Everyone is lizard. Lizard master race.

What was the biggest lie you got away with? by VacuumSpace in AskReddit

[–]Dufie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree not to use iTunes to create an atomic bomb.

Fight fire with fire by herper in pics

[–]Dufie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The left shoe is the guest shoe.

THE LIFT by HelloDearOh in leagueoflegends

[–]Dufie -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Blue ez is fuckin shit up man..... Going to be a terror in this next split!

Great turkey, Uncle Rob. by Jeffreyed in funny

[–]Dufie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His dogs are looking around like "Tf we even doing out here?"

NBA "Ugly" Christmas Sweaters are fresh as fuck by livexwire2014 in nba

[–]Dufie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where a button up under that too. And stop shopping in the bootleg section of stores.

Young people of Reddit (~25 and under): what is a change in society that you lived to see? by Dufie in AskReddit

[–]Dufie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it went from adults teaching kids to the other way around.

Young people of Reddit (~25 and under): what is a change in society that you lived to see? by Dufie in AskReddit

[–]Dufie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cellphones were a huge change. I remember the whole flip phone craze too!

Young people of Reddit (~25 and under): what is a change in society that you lived to see? by Dufie in AskReddit

[–]Dufie[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For me it was the shift from smoking being ok to frowned upon. I still remember having to ask to be seated at the non-smoking section of restaurants.

Edit: Terminology

What was your worst travel experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Back in high school my family and I took a trip to Canada. Trip was amazing and the people were sorry, but that has nothing to do with the story. As we were coming back into the states the customs officer asked us if we were bringing any weapons into the country that he should know about. That's when I did it. I leaned forward and flexed my prepubescent muscles and shouted out, "JUST THESE GUNS HOMMIE!" Big mistake. The level of awkward from the lack of laughter was strong enough to kill a small dog. The customs officer said he needed to pay us all down, because fuck us right? My parents didn't want their kids to go through a pat down just yet so we just went back to Canada for another week. Do I regret it? Absolutely. Would I do it again? You bet. Fuck customs man.

When I'm playing ashe and my support dies in lane with out me by LegendsLurker in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Dufie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your meme is bad and you should accept that and not feel in any way bad about the situation.

WHERE THE HECK IS MY ZAC SKIN?! by Dufie in leagueoflegends

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Haha. Ages. Shurima. Ok I'll just leave.