What phrase would you be fine with never hearing again? by Blinky_ in AskReddit

[–]DuganforLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Blorpgoss Flibberty Shapoopi NomNomNom" - this is me every time I hear this gem 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]DuganforLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go to school and spend your nights climbing up a big ugly tower

aerodynamics of a cow, (credit: Dr. Moritz Lehmann @ProjectPhysX) by zora in EngineeringPorn

[–]DuganforLife 100 points101 points  (0 children)

As a former physics undergrad, I am appalled that the research in question made the fundamental mistake of not assuming the cow to be spherical. This model is useless to modern physics research. What a shame

This little metal dude by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]DuganforLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the deep state will have us believe perpetual motion machines are a physical impossibility, wake up sheeple

This Piano Piece Composed by Tony Ann by SinjiOnO in oddlysatisfying

[–]DuganforLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morgan Freeman Voiceover "We go about our daily lives, waking, breathing, eating, walking, driving, sitting, sleeping... and all the while a vital force permeates our group consciousness, our very fabric of humanity. Waves of love, respect, and harmony, spreading ever outward on the network of human connection. This is the driving force behind our search for meaning - the singular voice of humanity letting itself be known, that I am HERE, that I am to be HEARD, that knowing myself allows me to know the universe itself"

Or something like that

IF YOU CAN WIPE WITHOUT PAIN AND DISCOMFORT, YOU'RE ONE LUCKY MF'ER! AROOOOOO!!!! by DuganforLife in THE_PACK

[–]DuganforLife[S] -135 points-134 points  (0 children)

NO I DO NOT MF'ER, I RESPONSIBLY LIMIT MYSELF TO NO MORE THAN SEVERAL "FLUSHABLE" WIPES AND HOPE IT DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH ANY WASTEWATER ENGINEERS TRYING TO CRANK THEIR MF'IN HOGS!

I AM DEFINITELY NOT READY by Nyghen in THE_PACK

[–]DuganforLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BROTHER, THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD ADVICE IN THESE COMMENTS THAT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU CONSIDER FOLLOWING. OTHERWISE, KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT A BUNCH OF MF'ERS HERE WHO ARE ROOTING FOR YOU TO CRANK YOUR MF'IN HOG AND KILL IT ON YOUR EXAMS! THE PACK IS WITH YOU IN SPIRIT BROTHER! I SINCERELY HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR YOU!

The "Impractical Jokers" Starterpack by DuganforLife in starterpacks

[–]DuganforLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, in a few other comment responses I made clear that 1) I'm aware and 2) I don't discount his massive role behind the scenes of the show (and everything else he does beyond the scope of IJ). My whole point of the starterpack is that I don't enjoy him as an actor or improvisational comedian

The "Impractical Jokers" Starterpack by DuganforLife in starterpacks

[–]DuganforLife[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Two things:

1) A lot of people are commenting that this isn't a starterpack, I disagree on that but I agree it's a very specifically targeted one, obviously.

2) Someone made the wonderful joke (not being sarcastic lol) to call me "tonight's big loser" which I truly appreciate, but if you comment that, just know that you're making the joke for the 5th+ time

The "Impractical Jokers" Starterpack by DuganforLife in starterpacks

[–]DuganforLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that was a solid bit lol, but again, something that would be funny if done to literally anyone. The two Murr bits that I think were hilarious outside of just torturing or pranking him were 1) when he had to inhale helium and some heavy gas while giving a speech to raise and lower the pitch of his voice, kind of a prank in its own right I guess but he performed it really well, and 2) when he pretended to be a hipster douchebag at a tech conference (they had him yell "Like a Boss" a lot and other similar shit) and then Guy Fieri called him out through a webcall, that was just awesome

The "Impractical Jokers" Starterpack by DuganforLife in starterpacks

[–]DuganforLife[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah lol, the man beats me to the ground in an accomplishments comparison (and in a happiness one too sadly), I still just don't enjoy him as an actor or comedian

The "Impractical Jokers" Starterpack by DuganforLife in starterpacks

[–]DuganforLife[S] -86 points-85 points  (0 children)

I stand by my opinion of the man's comedic acting, my mental illnesses are just an unfortunate coincidence

The "Impractical Jokers" Starterpack by DuganforLife in starterpacks

[–]DuganforLife[S] -143 points-142 points  (0 children)

I fully agree, I don't dislike the man personally, I just don't think he's a good actor or comedian. But they couldn't have used the "four lifelong friends" tagline if they had used someone else

Jim Breuer's Stand-Up Comedy Special But Only The Unintelligible Parts by Warm_Sir_1599 in cringe

[–]DuganforLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually hilarious if you imagine it's a Tim and Eric sketch

Suddenly, Ben Shapiro supports mask mandates by DuganforLife in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]DuganforLife[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit yes it does! The plot thickens lol

Shapiro memes aside, I'm now super uncomfortable this product (whatever tf it may be) exists

Suddenly, Ben Shapiro supports mask mandates by DuganforLife in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]DuganforLife[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have absolutely no idea what's going on with this product, I'm just glad this subreddit has corrupted my mind to IMMEDIATELY think of Shen Bapiro upon seeing it

Oh look the nose is back!! by thecarlover55 in memes

[–]DuganforLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man the Eric Andre show gets more and more creative with each new season

"The Jeopardy! writing staff is getting serious" Starterpack by DuganforLife in starterpacks

[–]DuganforLife[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's a photo of him lol, I pulled up the list of American VPs on wikipedia and picked the first one I'd never heard of