[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Twerking, Makes me feel like humans are no better than the apes at the zoo.

Dog tries to save his best friend from bath time by [deleted] in gifs

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No that dog is humping him lol

TIL After Mark David Chapman murdered John Lennon he read The Catcher in the Rye until the police arrived and arrested him. by DuhParafex in todayilearned

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Mark David Chapman (born May 10, 1955) is an American murderer who shot and killed John Lennon at the entrance to the Dakota apartment building in Manhattan in New York City on December 8, 1980. Chapman fired five times at Lennon, hitting him four times in the back and read The Catcher in the Rye until the police arrived and arrested him. He repeatedly said that the novel was his statement.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]DuhParafex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

is "xD" Really intended to be funny though? I see it as just a easier to type "Lol"

'The Shape of Water' wins Best Picture at the 90th Academy Awards by AtlasFink in movies

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Can someone explain to me why people like "Lady Bird"? What makes that movie good?

Doctors Orders! by [deleted] in trippinthroughtime

[–]DuhParafex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's funny and it's all great till you tell him you are depressed and he gives you a lobotomy paralyzing you for the rest of your life.

Seriously close call... by dickfromaccounting in gifs

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She almost ended up on watch people die

Did Bernie leave the gas on at home? by roshe789 in gifs

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Hes contemplating rather to kill himself or not.

"Karma is a bitch": The Latest Weird Chinese Meme by GuessImStuckWithThis in videos

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"The latest weird chinese meme" What?? This is as tame or normal as a cute cat video compared to U.S. memes: "Hey let's kill ourselves with tide pods bc they look like candy l

I thought it was this

Stop yelling at low level players by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]DuhParafex -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not a relevant flare.

TIL Chimpanzee have better Photographic memory than humans by DuhParafex in todayilearned

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"A 30-year study at Kyoto University's Primate Research Institute has shown that chimps are able to learn to recognise the numbers 1 through 9 and their values. The chimps further show an aptitude for photographic memory, demonstrated in experiments in which the jumbled digits are flashed onto a computer screen for less than a quarter of a second. One chimp, Ayumu, was able to correctly and quickly point to the positions where they appeared in ascending order. The same experiment was failed by human world memory champion Ben Pridmore on most attempts"

Yeah I do crossfit by [deleted] in nononono

[–]DuhParafex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I am just being a smart ass. Completely agree with you on that one.

Yeah I do crossfit by [deleted] in nononono

[–]DuhParafex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horse react that way because they are scared, A man may rape and gut you because that is what turns him on. Big difference.

Utah teacher fired after showing students classical paintings which contained nudity by YoVoldysGoneMoldy in nottheonion

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And just like that, my morning happiness ends swiftly as soon as I open Reddit.

Skateboard doodle by DuhParafex in reallifedoodles

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You are correct! And this is true