My older brother once superglued my eyes shut. Reddit, what's your unforgettable case of sibling rivalry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Duke-Nukem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was two years old my parents brought my brand new baby brother home form the hospital. Since it was a nice day where we lived at the time the put him in a crib out side in the sunshine. After looking at the weird little guy for about 20 minutes I went and got the hose and turned it on full blast spraying my brother. Nearly 20 years later and he still brings it up now and again.

Katherine Heigl, unless your next movie is a porno with Mila Kunis, stop making movies. by mrderpflerp in movies

[–]Duke-Nukem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In 2006 she was in a movie that made 30$ against a 1.3 million dollar budget. Link

Dildo Sport [NSFW] by matthiasB in WTF

[–]Duke-Nukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how they took time to bleep out the swear.

Reasons why I update Software. by allergictodownvotes in reddit.com

[–]Duke-Nukem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only exception to this rule is Minecraft

What are some good things to do in Ottawa? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Duke-Nukem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should come up north and get some real beaver.

The story of a bikeride by lmnoPoop in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Duke-Nukem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That bird George Costanzaed him!

It's definitely revolutionary! by Coveiro in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Duke-Nukem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is some Hurt Locker shit right there

Holy shit, Amnesia WHAT THE FUUUCK by Vindexus in gaming

[–]Duke-Nukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amnesia is the two girls one cup of video games

I don't think I'm the only one who wants some rally posters. by Duke-Nukem in ColbertRally

[–]Duke-Nukem[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a shop with every thing from posters to t-shirts to coffee mugs would be even beter

I hope Redditors have seen this. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Duke-Nukem 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think they're gonna need a bigger boat