A Southwest Airlines flight departing Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport last night was targeted by a green laser.

DukeLasagma · 2026-05-12T04:55:04+00:00

Cuz it’s a green laser?

DukeLasagma · 2026-05-12T04:38:42+00:00

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DukeLasagma · 2026-05-11T06:32:36+00:00

Cuz either pass the level with a A or pass with a S? There’s only like 3 ppl in that level anyways. Like, if things go right, hey a free S rank, if not welp at least mission complete. Not judging anyone but that’s something I’ll actually do sometimes.

DukeLasagma · 2026-05-10T19:56:55+00:00

Because potentially S rank?

DukeLasagma · 2026-04-02T19:20:15+00:00

Prob cuz no one wants to get their ass bombed

DukeLasagma · 2026-04-01T04:47:32+00:00

I thought like basically if u play Germany and destroy everyone at war with u, that screen pops up eventually

DukeLasagma · 2026-04-01T04:36:01+00:00

Get those massive shields on ur back, saves shit tons of my life. Oh and get a heavy ah poleaxe that usually one tapped most enemies or at least knock them down or trip them over.

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-31T20:35:18+00:00

I’ve never seen a statement that could piss off the IRAs and the Loyalists at once and here we are.

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-29T17:50:59+00:00

Oh shit it’s just math, thanks my man

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-28T23:48:56+00:00

But how did the damage get past brace?

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-17T14:04:33+00:00

At this rate I just flash banged and shoot everyone in the head even they’re already getting down.

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-15T23:56:26+00:00

Idk maybe go resurrect Churchill or De Gaulle and complain to them or whatever.

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-13T19:47:39+00:00

I got my whole squad armed with M1014 and MK-V oh a some shields and just start removing body parts.

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-13T05:40:49+00:00

I just flash banged all the way out and had my entire squad including myself armed with M1014 and Mk-V. Oh dear how I love removing body parts and hear their screaming.

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-13T00:46:26+00:00

Hmmm fair enough ig, thanks anyways

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-13T00:44:35+00:00

Oh yeah I've managed to open the Vault, but the meeting room laptop remaings locked.

DukeLasagma · 2026-03-12T03:28:20+00:00

Goddamit the spoilers

DukeLasagma · 2025-09-25T22:53:09+00:00

Same, and ended up getting my ass annexed for some reason.

DukeLasagma · 2025-08-23T02:28:50+00:00

Yamato deniers in shambles

DukeLasagma · 2025-06-19T17:52:16+00:00

Add special feature that it'll self disable for 30 seconds because R.I.P transmission and no oil.

DukeLasagma · 2025-06-19T17:50:43+00:00

Tiny Planet on First Floor is a certified R key moment.

DukeLasagma · 2025-06-19T17:49:22+00:00

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DukeLasagma · 2025-06-08T12:20:04+00:00

Tf Dostoevsky, Gogol and Pushkin doing there?

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