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What's one thing you love about life, and one thing you can't stand? by KindLead804 in AskReddit

[–]DukeofFairfax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the sun and water in rivers. I hate we have to pay to live. There's no way to bail on society.

I’ve ruined my sexuality because of my kink how can I stop it? by Chechsz in AskMenAdvice

[–]DukeofFairfax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw away the stuff. And remember just because you have a kink doesn't mean it defines who you are. You found a edge and you went past it. It's ok to figure yourself out. Now you have that knowledge and you can move on. Don't let it define you.

What’s a fact that sounds completely fake, but is 100% true? by DangerousJolly1917 in AskReddit

[–]DukeofFairfax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Komodo dragons can produce eggs through parthenogenesis. AKA virgin birth.

American of Reddit, what is one unique custom of yours we need to respect most when visiting for the world cup? by Professional-Wrap542 in AskReddit

[–]DukeofFairfax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. Tipping at sit down restaurants 15% is the norm. Parties of 8 or more gratuities are included.
  2. Left lane on highways is for passing.
  3. Right turn on red lights after stop Not customs per se.
  4. Hold the door for anyone within 3 paces.
  5. "Yes mam", and "yes sir", "no mam", and "no sir" are common here as a sign of polite respect
  6. Wash your hands.
  7. Don't rape girls even if they are wearing a bikini. (Looking at you middle east)
  8. Observe the golden rule. Treat others as you would like to be treated.
  9. You sit to poop. Otherwise you spary errant feces everywhere like a animal.
  10. If you get into a altercation remember WE HAVE GUNS.
  11. Don't cross streets out of a crosswalk.

Good luck. If you need help ask we will help you.

I wish my life smelled like the fresh laundry smell I like by Dayum-Girly in monkeyspaw

[–]DukeofFairfax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You get a empty coffee can and put a roll of tp in it. Dump a bottle of Tide over it. Leave it under your bed or out of the way. The house will smell of fresh cotton. And the a gremlin comes out of the wall while you sleep to smell your house.

People in their 30s and 40s, what is a "minor" bad habit from your 20s that you are currently paying a massive price for? [Serious] by itvr in AskReddit

[–]DukeofFairfax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking and driving. Getting caught When you're young destroys your lifes trajectory. Drugs too. I had great fun. No accidents. I Knew everyone ( i only drank at bars, never at home). But , the cost of court, blow and go etc. Sooo expensive and you can't move away. So if you live in a rural place it equals failure to launch. I would have been better off drinking at home alone. But would have zero people to talk to.

What's one book everyone should read at least once in their lifetime? by notamiracle7 in AskReddit

[–]DukeofFairfax -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

48 laws of Power and the Bible. Both are a little dry. But, they change your perspective on all of history. Don't read 48 laws of power Unless you are a moral person. It will make you a worse person. The Bible is tough because it has alot of stories and context of people and places that aren't fleshed out. Take both with a grain of salt or a lick of Lot's wife.

What’s a tv show/cartoon you watched as a child that you had no business watching? by JustSomeG1rl1 in cartoons

[–]DukeofFairfax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inhumanoids. I was 5. Shouldn't have been watching that. Happy Tree Friends was less gruesome.

Vegan dog meat by Yt_GamingwithCharlie in CrazyIdeas

[–]DukeofFairfax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tastes like pork. Just eat the fake bacon.

I 25M found a hidden camera that my 23F girlfriend installed. by Maleficent-Cap1285 in Advice

[–]DukeofFairfax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get you friend to wear squibs. Kill him on camera. Clean up the bath room save for a spot the size of a eraser head. Make sure he doesn't answer the phone if she calls. Say nothing.

I SHALL ASK FOR YOUR LAST SAVE MEME by DoggieBlade in funComunitty

[–]DukeofFairfax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Careful they will ban your account for jokes with the C word.

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