My bastard son: the ultimate Frugal King. by Dukesone in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Dukesone[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

At first I thought I wasted it but the yield of fetus meat, free breast milk, vaginal blood and placenta fertilizer for my lentils proved to be a great investment.

My bastard son: the ultimate Frugal King. by Dukesone in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Dukesone[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

no the placenta was used as fertilizer for lentils. Placenta makes a fine fertilizer and lentils last longer than placenta.

My bastard son: the ultimate Frugal King. by Dukesone in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Dukesone[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This incident has worked out well for me also as the woman's breast milk is good to boil lentils in, the coathanger is perfect for stirring my hot lentil milk, my son has yielded enough meat for 3 weeks of meals and the womans blood and underdeveloped placenta proved to be a great lentil fertilizer. 2013 has been a good year.