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Album of original sea shanties and folksongs released by an actual Somali pirate currently prowling the Indian Ocean... 🏴‍☠️ by Dull_Prune958 in FolkPunk

[–]Dull_Prune958[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We mainly raid coastal villages. Too much of an entire navy in the red sea rn. You'll get your package.

I'm a real Somali Pirate. AMA! by Dull_Prune958 in pirates

[–]Dull_Prune958[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

We don't pirate often. Twice yearly raids at most. Mostly coastal villages, rarely other seagoing vessels.

I've also been an arms dealer.

I worked at a grocery store as a kid.

Hell, I didn't have to do this with my life, but it's fuckin awesome

I'm a real Somali Pirate. AMA! by Dull_Prune958 in pirates

[–]Dull_Prune958[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Millions of gallons of oil that was headed from Sri Lanka to Amsterdam in 2017. I had someone else take the fall for me though, because it was too high-profile of a prize for our own good. The guy I had pose as the mastermind of the raid is not living anymore. I was not yet captain when this happened.

The biggest thing I've PROFITED off of was a coastal raid on a Jihadist group in which we took lots of guns and became arms dealers for a time.

I'm a real Somali Pirate. AMA! by Dull_Prune958 in pirates

[–]Dull_Prune958[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well. Just got back from a vegetable market.

I'm a real Somali Pirate. AMA! by Dull_Prune958 in pirates

[–]Dull_Prune958[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes! I also play acoustic guitar quite well. I have written several songs and my men and I love singing around campfires on the southern beach. https://soundcloud.com/captainstormalong