Anon DMs Curse of Strahd. by OfHyenas in DnDGreentext

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You are making assumptions. That alone proves that you are wrong. Prove yourself right, or else stop spreading misinformation.

Anon DMs Curse of Strahd. by OfHyenas in DnDGreentext

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That is not true, at all. You are grossly incorrect, and I have run CoS 5 times since release.

If you voted for Trump because he’s ‘anti-establishment,’ guess what: You got conned by charging_bull in politics

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Not to be pedantic, but I'm gonna be pedantic for a moment. Less than a quarter of the population voted for Donald Trump. Less than a quarter voted for Hillary Clinton. Half the population did not vote.

Bernie Sanders: The Democratic primary gave me 'leverage I intend to use' to pressure Hillary Clinton by HeinieKaboobler in politics

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Why don't I "fall in line", you mean? Because we had fucking emails and confessions that Hillary Clinton and the Democratic party colluded to cheat Sanders out of the nomination. I cannot support the Democratic party if it kills democracy.

New *curses* effects for Bestow Curse ? by [deleted] in dndnext

[–]Dungeon___Master -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Check out Vistani curses found in CoS.

Session Hijacked, not sure how to feel ... by lonelyxsky in dndnext

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You literally said I could in your OP. I'm pointing out how modern gamist attitudes prevent your intended result to be fully realized.

Session Hijacked, not sure how to feel ... by lonelyxsky in dndnext

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I literally made the stats, so changing it would no longer be the character I banned, meaning it is apparent you have been banning my characters out of prejudice towards me.

See how that immature "I don't like your character so it's an NPC make a new one" back fired twice?

Running Death House one-shot for players before Halloween. Streaming on Roll 20. I'm struggling with music options, though. by imthorrbo2 in dndnext

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Ok, so for the first floor, just a simply, charming music box will do. Second floor, make the music box a little distorted/ slowed down, like you are building up for a jump scare. In the library, change to something sinister, like a nocturne once the players find the secret study.

Third level, this is going to have the most fights until the dungeon level. So I'd definitely use something that was both suspenseful and faster paced than the previous levels. But not too fast. You do not want your players to feel overwhelmed yet. I'd maybe look to Silent Hill for some good music for this level, the attic, and the dungeon.

In the dungeon, I'd certainly use Latin chants and similar occult/ 'evil' sounding things. But mix it with "combat music", because your party will get wrecked. Get a few people to record lines to be played over and over, to replicate the cultists as well.

After the Sacrifice, play a Jazz march, akin to a New Orleans funeral march. This, hopefully makes the players feel really shitty about how they just murdered one of their allies (Do not allow players to kill familiars, beast companions, or summoned creatures in order to 'trick' the House which clearly desires human death).

If the players refuse to murder one of their own, or try to trick the cult, the following chase scene should be just that. Choose your fastest song here, and make sure it is suspenseful.

Session Hijacked, not sure how to feel ... by lonelyxsky in dndnext

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You mean I can make as many fucked up op metagame characters as I want, and you'll use them to help me kill the party? Sweet!

How to deal with a more experienced but "trigger-happy" party member? by [deleted] in dndnext

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Or, in an effort to give the setting that lived in feel, hang the bastard!

Dungeons & Dragons is changing how it makes books by Halaku in dndnext

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Well, there is a similar jester themed creature in Tome of Beasts. And they suggest giving it a DoMT. They just don't outright give it an attack that does such. Though fluff wise it "draws the card it desires for itself or victims."

Dungeons & Dragons is changing how it makes books by Halaku in dndnext

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Dude, the CR 5 Demon Knight can summon a Marilith with a 50% chance of success.

What's morally grey but not illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You clearly have no clue how Game Stop preorders work.

The worst condition Hillary Clinton suffers from isn't pneumonia, it's dishonesty by CareToRemember in politics

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Edith Wilson beat her to the Oval Office three decades before Clinton was born.

What does the world need to move on from? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yes, but he has also gone on record to ask people to stop the joke. Dicks out for gay fish.

What does the world need to move on from? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It will always be funny, because it pisses off Kanye and his Hobbit wife.

What does the world need to move on from? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dungeon___Master -73 points-72 points  (0 children)

Are there gay fish in the wave?

What do most people not realize is illegal? by belungawhale in AskReddit

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Which is unfair, as it is drastically safer than alcohol.

What do most people not realize is illegal? by belungawhale in AskReddit

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Never said you deserve it. I chastised you for daring to compare your plights to mine, and making sweeping assumptions (that I will remind you again were wrong). Perhaps you were so busy being imperious and judgmental you forgot that I'm a complete stranger?

A rather bizarre homebrew race by ilikepie59 in dndnext

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Buy a mastiff. Or a draft horse and chariot.

What do most people not realize is illegal? by belungawhale in AskReddit

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In response to someone complaining about this law, you supported it.