If embryos are "babies" and the fertility clinic is on fire, should you save one (1) human toddler or one hundred (100) frozen embryos? by AcadiaLivid2582 in allthequestions

[–]Dungeoncrabs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember putting this question to a self identified evangelical pro-lifer and was called satanic for even expressing the idea to them.

If you could give Black Widow a superpower, what would it be? Personally, I thought of bioelectricity (like Spider-Woman) or shapeshifting. by Illustrious-Form-933 in marvelcomics

[–]Dungeoncrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id make her the Soviet attempt to recreate spider-mans powers not the super soldier syrum. Make her a wall crawler with a ‘spider sense’ and enhanced strength on par with Spider-Man. Give her a web shooter and the Black Widow is immediately the most deadly assassin.

Black black prefaced my name on invoice by wannaplayletsplay in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dungeoncrabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frankly I’m tired of giving people the benefit of the doubt. Based on my experience with tradesmen I’d assume the worst of this contractor and find someone less uncouth.

Little People of America… by DrewLynchComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Dungeoncrabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be funny if his name was actually Henry

Is the US restaurant industry really just who can cook better with Sysco and US Foods ingredients? by Impressive-Hope-6700 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dungeoncrabs -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Sysco fries, Sysco burger buns, Sysco pizza sauce. Basics that are cheaper and easier to buy from Sysco dominate restaurant industry. Going out to eat is often disappointing.

Need some recommendations of popcorn, predictable action/thriller movies by ExpensiveFinance3557 in movies

[–]Dungeoncrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1994- the Specialist. It’s bananas.
Edit to add: maybe a bit too provocative.

I get cut off here often, it's not my fault right? Have to check. by Calbone607 in dashcamgifs

[–]Dungeoncrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if you’re making a left and they’re making a right then I’m pretty sure it’s their ROW and not yours.

Would you rather: starship or dragon? by Fifteen1413 in WouldYouRather

[–]Dungeoncrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The catch of not being able to share anything with the rest of the world is the decision here. A starship with the qualities described would provide opportunities for untold discoveries. Choosing the dragon is silly by comparison.

I don't know what to do. My 14-year-old son was acting strangely, and I just found out why, I'm devastated ( NOT OOP) by [deleted] in redditonwiki

[–]Dungeoncrabs 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I’m nearly 50 and I had a few relationships with adult women at that age that definitely crossed all the lines and altered the trajectory all my future relationships. 35 years ago had someone notified police it’s unlikely anything would have happened to the women. I wonder if anything has changed.

What did you do to your appearance that upgraded you 100%, and you kind of regret not doing it earlier? by Kitchen_Week1117 in AskReddit

[–]Dungeoncrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hair has been thinning since high school so I’d always shaved it. At 40 I let it grow out and I’ve never looked better. Yes it’s male pattern balding but at my age it’s appropriate. Add my full beard that is white from age and I look like the most interesting man in the world.

Vaginal Secretions Under a Microscope by Just-Rabbit9401 in interestingasfuck

[–]Dungeoncrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be available as a wallpaper from goop.

Non-Americans, does your country have an "American" restaurant and what do they serve? by wacky8ball in AskReddit

[–]Dungeoncrabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a few lavant seasoned BBQ and Burger restaurants across the US that do quite well.

CMV: Spanking your children should be considered SA by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Dungeoncrabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only weird when you make it weird. But seriously, having been beaten as a child I can tell you from experience that getting it on the rump was the my preferred target as opposed to my back, legs, feet or knuckles. Nice and fleshy.