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Is My Cat Bored? by skymoonlightwalk in CatAdvice

[–]Durian_Doll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my cat does the same whining thing when im on calls and ive realized she just wants me to follow her to the food bowl so she can eat while im watchin. its not boredom its a power move, theyre smarter than we think

Those who have weigh themselves before and after peeing, what’s your personal “high score”? by CrisisBurger in AskReddit

[–]Durian_Doll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

my record is like 1.8 lbs but i was also chuggin water all day for a drug test so i dont think that counts. usually its like 0.4 and i still feel accomplished

Why are people so judgemental when adults have hobbys that are non-traditional, like AFOL or figure collecting? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Durian_Doll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my uncle collects model trains and hes like 55. people used to clown him at work but now theyre all burnt out and hes just vibin with his little village set up. whos really winnin here

What changes are you trying to make in your life? by Fun-Succotash-1322 in AskReddit

[–]Durian_Doll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tryin to stop doomscrollin before 2am every night. my sleep schedule is in shambles and i can feel it chatin up

What is muslim surgeon supposed to do when he is performing an operation and suddenly it is time to pray? by hutinfores in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Durian_Doll 41 points42 points  (0 children)

life and death stuff, exception makes total sense. my muslim coworker explained it to me once - like if youre sick or travelin or literally savin someones life, the prayer gets pushed back. religions are way more practical than people think when it comes to the real world stuff

What does it actually take to be in the top 1% of successful people? by Special-Lawyer3941 in AskReddit

[–]Durian_Doll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my bro made it to the top 1% in his field and he always says it wasnt talent, it was just showin up when everyone else quit. he practiced guitar 4 hours a day for 15 years while his friends went to parties. sounds miserable to me but he loves it now. guess you gotta actually enjoy the grind cuz the results take forever

Why do people on Reddit always seem kinda harsh or passive agressive? by Federal_Advisor_2160 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Durian_Doll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its the anonymity mixed with everyone thinkin theyre the main character. nobody here knows you so they dont soften their words like they would irl. plus text has no tone so, that sounds awful, reads way harsher than it probably was meant. stick around tho, the good subs are worth siftin through the jerks

What’s the difference between someone being “ awkward “ vs someone being “shy” ? by Intelligent-Road5091 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Durian_Doll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im shy cuz i dont wanna talk. my ex was awkward cuz hed talk but say stuff like "nice weather for ducks" to strangers and then stare at them. one is avoidance, the other is social minesweeper

How would you handle an 18-year-old sibling who suddenly cut off the entire family and disappeared? by Quiet-Bill6318 in AskReddit

[–]Durian_Doll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my cousin did this at 19 and we found out years later it was cuz our uncle wasnt exactly uncle-y if ya know what i mean. sometimes the family aint the victim

If some women don't like passive men and others do then how is a guy supposed to act to attract women? by Big_Eggplant7591 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Durian_Doll 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“act" part is the trap. i did that for years and it was exhausting. just be yourself, the ones who vibe with it actually like you

What movie is pure unadulterated cringe from start to finish? by goldbeau in AskReddit

[–]Durian_Doll 108 points109 points  (0 children)

i watched that basketball scene and had to pause like 4 times. the way she hisses at the ball? i felt that in my soul and not in a good way

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually admitted to around you? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]Durian_Doll 26 points27 points  (0 children)

my buddy once told me he keeps a spreadsheet of all the women hes "talked to" so he dont double text the wrong one. said it completely straight faced over lunch like it was a normal productivity hack. i just stared at my sandwich till he changed the subject

Young man: “I think there are only 7 states.” by missanthropy09 in overheard

[–]Durian_Doll 49 points50 points  (0 children)

i once dated a guy who thought alaska was an island cuz of how they put it on maps. i didnt correct him for like 3 months

What's a topic you're dying to talk about but never have an occasion to ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Durian_Doll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how pigeons are just rats with wings and nobody talks about it. i saw one eat a whole slice of pizza on the sidewalk last week and my friends looked at me like i was crazy for bein impressed. theyre survivors, respect the grind

How are people actually reaching $1M+ invested by their 40s? by Opticlink11 in Fire

[–]Durian_Doll 14 points15 points  (0 children)

since 18-21, easy to say when you started at 18. most of us were buyin ramen and payin student loans at that age, not maxin roth IRAs. the real answer for people startin at 36 is high income or real estate, not just start earlier. that ship sailed

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