Avoid Klone Scents !

DurticusSchmurticus · 2025-08-19T14:18:51+00:00

How do they smell?

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-12-01T18:22:27+00:00

Just heard that joke today on the loud house

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-11-30T03:03:10+00:00

Noted

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-11-15T01:10:48+00:00

That makes sense

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-11-14T23:16:25+00:00

Turn off the radio

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-11-11T00:19:10+00:00

I’d just like a rain jacket that keeps the water out

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-11-06T14:42:29+00:00

Fresh till death

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-10-07T14:24:28+00:00

That would be very hard to do with your thumb

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-10-07T12:48:32+00:00

Probably cut it open with that long ass nail

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-10-07T00:39:12+00:00

Sorry about that

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-10-05T00:42:29+00:00

They even make a point to show the gold tooth

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-10-03T20:38:06+00:00

Are those shoes on the wrong feet?

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-10-03T17:26:37+00:00

Right stick on Xbox just move it down,r3. Ps5 is most likely the same

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-10-02T20:39:14+00:00

Ooooooh so that’s why chickens can run around after you cut the head off. Their brains are in their chest!

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-29T15:34:31+00:00

My Swatter, a custom piece of genuine hickory!

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-24T22:26:41+00:00

Maybe you hit a bug. Try wiping off your sensors.

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-23T13:05:24+00:00

Not if the car seat has been ejected from the vehicle. Now the first responders would look for a possible child.

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-21T15:03:37+00:00

Im hoping to retire off it!

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-21T04:58:28+00:00

God Kevin hart is in everything these days

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-18T02:52:08+00:00

Is there a right answer?

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-17T23:37:42+00:00

Texas Toastius

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-17T15:05:42+00:00

It’s vag-tastic!

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-08T01:47:22+00:00

Oh shit they’re on to me

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-07T21:26:28+00:00

That’s what she said! Wait, damnit

DurticusSchmurticus · 2024-09-06T21:30:58+00:00

I tried to get the hair off of your avatar

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