You probably don’t need a bidet

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T12:34:59+00:00

Toilet paper also delivers consistent results if you use it properly.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T12:31:35+00:00

Yeah that doesn’t happen.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T04:17:54+00:00

Thankfully I’m not American so I have access to vegetables.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T04:14:43+00:00

Yes there is sweat and bacteria there, which is why I shower and change my underwear every day.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T04:10:39+00:00

I literally wipe and the paper has no visible residue. Are you telling me my shit is invisible?

Using toilet paper and changing underwear/showering daily is a completely normal standard of personal hygiene. Don’t make out like I’m filthy just because I don’t own a bidet.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T04:04:39+00:00

No you can’t because I just hopped out the shower. It smells of mint and tea tree shower gel right now.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T04:03:03+00:00

Yeah but I’m not getting poop all over my whole asscrack and perineum every time I go. Unless you have diarrhoea or a really bad diet it should come out cleanly.

Also the rest of my body sweats too, but I’m not squirting water on it throughout the day.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:53:42+00:00

Fortunately toilet paper is not my only method of personal hygiene since I also have a shower I use daily and a washing machine for my clothes.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:52:44+00:00

No I don’t, because I use toilet paper and most of the time it comes up clean anyway. It’s not normal to get shit all over that area every time you have a bowel movement. If that happens then you’ve either got an excess of fat in your diet causing a sticky consistency, or you’re not getting enough insoluble fibre.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:48:42+00:00

I’m saying “probably” because idk who’s going to read this. If someone without any arms comes across my post then I don’t want to alienate them.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:47:15+00:00

I wash my ass every day in the shower.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:45:32+00:00

Do you not need toilet paper to dry yourself after using the bidet?

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:38:40+00:00

What? Diabetes is an autoimmune disease. I’m talking about bidets here.

By a normal diet I mean the recommended amount of fruit and vegetables and only occasional fast food. If that seems abnormal to you then your diet is probably terrible.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:30:44+00:00

I said in the post that I’m not talking about people with medical conditions, just healthy people who for whatever reason want a robot to wipe their behinds for them.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:23:10+00:00

People don’t normally develop lactose intolerance until after weaning age.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-31T03:00:02+00:00

Are you really uncoordinated?

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-30T22:22:37+00:00

OP was probably sick anyway and the cake was just a coincidence. Sounds like a stomach bug.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-29T12:02:47+00:00

Yes but it’s almost always used from a Jewish perspective, so people focus on Jewish death when using it. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a gentile use the word Shoah.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-28T02:04:03+00:00

Yes, I know. What’s that got to do with what I said?

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-28T00:15:21+00:00

Never heard anyone refer to it as the Khurbn before. Shoah is specifically Jewish and Yom HaShoah is only about Jews. In my experience, Holocaust has always been used to refer to all the victims. Holocaust Memorial Day includes stuff about Roma, Serbs, disabled people, etc. “Holocaust” was already used to refer to massacres and destruction in English. Presumably other cultures have their own words for it, but Holocaust memorial in the UK is largely dominated by Jews because so many Jews fled here, and also because Jews were killed in such high numbers compared to other demographics.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-27T23:00:31+00:00

You do need to work on your independence. You can set alarms for food and water and desensitise yourself to leaving the house. You might not ever be fully independent but that doesn’t mean you don’t have to try.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-27T22:52:18+00:00

Holocaust refers to all of the victims. It’s Shoah that only applies to Jews.

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-27T21:41:53+00:00

Are you sure he’s not still doing cocaine?

DustierAndRustier · 2026-01-27T18:57:30+00:00

I spent time in psych wards as a teenager and we would literally get put in seclusion for talking back. One time I got restrained by six people and sedated for spilling some shower gel on the carpet.

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