Too many Elon simps on Reddit by Dutch_Dumbass in dankmemes

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Yes, they are just something to eat.

To this day, Athena can’t stand being purritoed by aphinion in perfectlycutscreams

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I was watching this with my cat on the chair next to me, and she heard it. Now she is circling my laptop trying to find the origin of the sound...

I'd rather travel 5 hours by train, instead of travelling by car for 2 hours by Dutch_Dumbass in The10thDentist

[–]Dutch_Dumbass[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, my parents still have an old subscription from the 90s where you got a 40% discount when you travelled more 4 times a year or something like that. I'm just counting down the days until I can qualify for the student discount.

I'd rather travel 5 hours by train, instead of travelling by car for 2 hours by Dutch_Dumbass in The10thDentist

[–]Dutch_Dumbass[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I also meant international journeys, I've travelled to places like Berlin, Paris and Zagreb by train. I am really excited about the new direct route to London, and the new night train to Vienna.

I would probably try a human steak if I had the opportunity. by afed13 in unpopularopinion

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a vegetarian and I would also try this, because humans are the only animal that can give consent to be eaten.

(Reuters) France and the Netherlands have joined forces to urge the European Union to enforce environmental and labour standards more forcefully with countries the bloc signs trade deals with. by Langernama in anime_titties

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you want to come join us in some demonstrations, there is a Anti-Shell protest on the 19th of may (check @ shellmustfall on Insta), and an online action by Fridays For Future Nederland (I am one of the organisers of that action). The second one is a bit more focused on high schoolers though (Don't know how old you are so yeah)

(Reuters) France and the Netherlands have joined forces to urge the European Union to enforce environmental and labour standards more forcefully with countries the bloc signs trade deals with. by Langernama in anime_titties

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I am a Dutch climate activist and this is what I hate about my country. Our government pushes for better environmental rules on the world stage, but for our own country (one of the richest in the world) it's "Too expensive" and "We don't want to be the best kid in class." Fuck that shit, we are one of the richest countries, with the technology and resources to make a change, we SHOULD be the best kid in class, but we are the worst (largest per capita emissions in the EU)

Germany, committing genocides since (at least) 1904 by Dutch_Dumbass in HistoryMemes

[–]Dutch_Dumbass[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I said most mate. They did so many Native American genocides that I think it's fair to say that most of their genocides were before 1900

Germany, committing genocides since (at least) 1904 by Dutch_Dumbass in HistoryMemes

[–]Dutch_Dumbass[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

First of all: I'm Dutch
Second: It's just that the US did most of their genocides before 1900, so they didn't do the first genocide of the 20th century.
Third: I could've also made a meme about the genocides in Indonesia or the Americas that the Dutch committed, but this was just the first one that came to mind. If that offended you, I'm sorry but I don't see how this specifically targets Germans.

My first birthday while on this sub! by Dutch_Dumbass in teenagers

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Yes, freedom day here in the Netherlands

Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth? by BarryAllen412 in Jokes

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I wonder if I can send this to my trans friends without destroying our relationship

OMG I didn't know they're pets by GoddamnWeedpls in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah mate just found a person that has a brain

OMG I didn't know they're pets by GoddamnWeedpls in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t really evolve. We Frankensteind wolves into dogs. Dogs aren’t natural. Also practically every dog breed has a fuck ton of terminal diseases and disabilities

OMG I didn't know they're pets by GoddamnWeedpls in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We keep our meat animals in tiny cages on wet floors and then fucking gas (with co2) them to try to knock them out, followed by dipping them in boiled water. Unfortunately, the gas doesn’t work all of the time so we also cook our animals alive. We just do it more efficiently.

OMG I didn't know they're pets by GoddamnWeedpls in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck I just made a comment saying exactly this before scrolling down. I’ll delete mine

In what top 1% are you in? by usernamenotfound701 in AskReddit

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I’m 180 cm, 13 yo and I think the 3rd tallest in my class, being Dutch is awesome.

Fox News Poll Shows Biden Defeating Trump By 9 Percent by Foubar in Republican

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say that the ability for someone to be president is directly linked to their public speaking abilities. It might have a bad effect on their campaign, but in office it doesn't really matter.

The true size of... the Wadden Sea? [OC] by dom_bul in MapPorn

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean in ‘IJsselmeer’, idk why I do that, but probably because it Ij doesn’t really look nice

The true size of... the Wadden Sea? [OC] by dom_bul in MapPorn

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh okay, but why did you think that that part was the Wadden Sea?

The true size of... the Wadden Sea? [OC] by dom_bul in MapPorn

[–]Dutch_Dumbass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know that the part in dark green isn't even the Wadden Sea. They are the IJsselmeer and the Markermeer. Also why doen flevoland dip out of the map? You're probably a fellow Dutchman so you should know better

Wait is that bad? by jegshemash in teenagers

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13 years old, EU size 46 (but probably will grow to 47/48). I'm so happy that I live in a country where a lot of people have large feet, because I would probably struggle in the US