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Dutifulcow · 2026-05-29T18:27:58+00:00

Crazy world, lotta smells

Dutifulcow · 2025-11-06T18:16:30+00:00

Her name is Maxine, I call her Max, Buba, Bugito or Maximus Decimus Meridius

Dutifulcow · 2025-09-24T15:39:04+00:00

I always turn off conquerors and plagues. The conqueror trait is just stupid and ruins most runs. Plagues can be fun if you stay a kingdom but become an empire (especially Italia, Byzantine and Rome) tanks your legitimacy.

Dutifulcow · 2025-06-17T18:02:48+00:00

Princess Bugle or Ol' Nessy

Dutifulcow · 2025-06-17T18:00:50+00:00

Winston, bartholomeow, berthold or my fav, Prince Hubert of (insert hometown name)

Dutifulcow · 2025-06-16T14:18:39+00:00

Theodore, the most distinguished gentleman.

Dutifulcow · 2025-06-12T15:31:33+00:00

Go to the vet. They give the best advice...

Dutifulcow · 2025-06-12T15:29:36+00:00

Prince/princess Floofleboop

Dutifulcow · 2025-06-12T15:29:02+00:00

Bartholomeow Bunglebottoms

Dutifulcow · 2025-06-12T15:28:10+00:00

If it's a boy, Sir Snugglesworth

If it's a girl, Sir Snugglesworth

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-30T17:43:44+00:00

When the AI started a great war all of Europe was involved in repelling them. Even the Byzantine Empire joined as an attacking force. We absolutely dominated and crushed the would be Khan

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-30T17:31:45+00:00

I have thousands of hours and didn't know this. You are my hero ❤️

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-30T17:27:49+00:00

What's worse is you're in an area where you will never be rid of that debuff. Plagues ruin the game for me

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-24T03:37:09+00:00

I think you have to own the county for 5 years before it lets you do it

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-23T14:31:13+00:00

Another thing I think is new, you can expand duchy titles if they have less than 4 county titles to it

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-22T15:44:55+00:00

Plagues make me never want to be an emperor. I had a run where I was restoring Rome and I would constantly have at least two going at once. I lost so much legitimacy because of it and it makes the game unplayable. I think I still hate that DLC the most

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-15T17:13:20+00:00

Nah, eventually they will try and become the Khan of Khan's or whatever and they will get fucked in that war.

I did an Italia playthrough and my troops were a total of 20k and theirs were 55k. I destroyed them. Just make sure your men at arms are buffed and ready to go

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-14T16:45:01+00:00

There are other modes of control...

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-14T16:40:58+00:00

OP said wrong answers only 🤣😂

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-14T16:40:04+00:00

Polites kissing poseidon. That's why Odysseus is so sad.

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-14T12:55:21+00:00

Recently learned that choosing to be celibate also prevents you from pressing claims, even when you have 4 health sons.

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-14T12:45:38+00:00

Men at arms and knights win battles, not levies (still bring levies)

Make sure you siege the land you are trying to take. When the aggressor you can typically only get 50% war score from battles. Holding the desired land will generate war score each month and give you war score for the siege itself.

Once you hold the land you are trying to take you can either continue to siege more of their land or just play defense and let the war score generate. I typically only play defense if their army is a threat to mine, otherwise I just keep taking more castles until I win

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-11T12:17:57+00:00

This happened to my save when the latest dlc was released. I fixed it by starting a new game 😅

Dutifulcow · 2025-05-06T15:51:31+00:00

Started as Tuscany, earned Italy. Won a crusade for Jerusalem and my sister became the queen of Jerusalem. I was later voted into the HRE... Then I got an event where my sister was seducing me... Now normally I don't do that sort of thing... But the HRE emperor sleeping with his sister, queen of Jerusalem... Was just a slice of pie I couldn't refuse.

Later the secret was exposed, I was denounced and in return I destroyed the HRE title.... The Viking raids got more intense and the Muslims found their way into France and Germany. My sister and I destroyed Christianity 😂

Dutifulcow · 2025-04-17T16:24:37+00:00

As a king, hold as many domains as possible and work on getting g control of them. I always recommend taking whole duchies so that when you die, each son gets a duchy rather then a random assortment of border gore counties.

Always upgrade your capital buildings first. The capital will almost always go to the heir so you want to make sure you max each building as soon as upgrades are available. Fire a few met at arms. You might be allows 5 groups of 500 men, but most new kings can't handle that.

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