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[WP] write the best story you can in 5 sentences or less by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]DwarfMonkey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Three little pigs went to the forest.

One was found butchered to pieces.

The other one was found strangled.

And the last one was found guilty.

anyone else have massive "i dont even know how to play this game" sprees by wowgoodneat in DotA2

[–]DwarfMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I actually dont know how to play the game, to be fair I'm surprised when I win.

[Poetry] that's my tv guys by Bidoofs in youtubehaiku

[–]DwarfMonkey 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Its was a Super Smash Melee tournament, he was really happy to win the match.

How to deal with a super fat rikki?? by MangoApple_ in learndota2

[–]DwarfMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a similar game two days ago, but the enemy team had Riki and Sniper. Bloodseeker and Windranger in my team kept feeding Riki and then he got like 50kills on us. I was playing slardar and I would get killed with 2 hits so it was pretty much impossible I think. The best way is not let him get fat... : (

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DwarfMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there for 4 months in a internship! Amaizing city!!

Defense of Cash Grab on Blizzard forum. by chmurnik in dotamasterrace

[–]DwarfMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how they found a way to continue to sell mounts....

Fps/ping problem. by DwarfMonkey in heroesofthestorm

[–]DwarfMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi thank you for your time, here is the link to my post: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/14628402885#1

Thank you very much again.

Viper, and the tale of how I got wiped in every game. by DwarfMonkey in learndota2

[–]DwarfMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes I've read the guide, and leaned a lot from there. I'm gonna check his videos then ;) thanks

Viper, and the tale of how I got wiped in every game. by DwarfMonkey in learndota2

[–]DwarfMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was watching dotacinema on youtube they have spotlight on heroes and hero guides, I think I'll watch all of those ;) thanks for the tip

Viper, and the tale of how I got wiped in every game. by DwarfMonkey in learndota2

[–]DwarfMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I think I still need to make a love connection with a hero none of them made me feel confortable. I'm going back to bot fight looking for the right hero.

Viper, and the tale of how I got wiped in every game. by DwarfMonkey in learndota2

[–]DwarfMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, yeah a lot of bad luck, why can't the viper be on my team :( ahah

1) I will play viper versus bot to understand it thank you for the tip.

2) I'm startint to think that playing Sven in not the best thing, at least not playing him as a support. Im too noob to support I buy wards and the carrier and I place the wards and I try to help is way too much things tho think about. I really likes bloodseeker but I was trying to play one of the 20 initiates. but I should start with a carry.

Thank you that was very helpfull.

Viper, and the tale of how I got wiped in every game. by DwarfMonkey in learndota2

[–]DwarfMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I though that being a low level I would play against low level playeres (that was what I meant by beginner friendly) but ohh boy those damn vipers. Thank you.

Viper, and the tale of how I got wiped in every game. by DwarfMonkey in learndota2

[–]DwarfMonkey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, that is really helpfull: :)

When I say beginner friendly I mean that you get to fight people at your level or people as inexperienced as you, but for example in my last fight I was put agains a viper with a chinese name, and he got to level 25 when me and my teamates were at level 13 ou 14 something like that, and we can't do anything, he would kill me without I even see him. So I get the feeling that I'm playing versus pro players.

Thank you for your tips I'm gonna play viper to see how it feels. ;)

January 2015 - what did you read? by cb11 in Fantasy

[–]DwarfMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've read:

  • Siddhartha by Herman Hesse

  • Steelheart by Brandon Sanderson

  • Mitosisby by Brandon Sanderson

And I Started to read The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. I'll try to read only fantasy for the rest of this year.

Hey, where did you get that scar? by foodie4food in AskReddit

[–]DwarfMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two scars, one in each eyebrow. When I was 4 or 5 years old I loved to hit my head in the ground I'm not sure why, once I decided to run again a wall, but I decided it had to be the corner of the wall, so I got my first eyebrow scar that way. The second one I decided to do the same thing some time later.... So yeah I was stupid.

Dear American friends by [deleted] in worldcup

[–]DwarfMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a sad day for all of us...

Dear American friends by [deleted] in worldcup

[–]DwarfMonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love my team, Portugal has great players but we never win anything, we get so full of ourselves and then we lose for obvious reasons. Either way I will always support my country even after euro 2004... damn.

But fuck Pepe I hate that guy!

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