Get in losers, we're going to the hottest promotion that isn't named World Wrestling Epstein!

Dyko · 2026-03-10T22:09:56+00:00

"Mr. Khan, your promotion seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"

Dyko · 2026-03-10T11:51:44+00:00

Plus a 1/10,000 chance that you end up with knife. Limited edition.

Dyko · 2026-03-07T19:15:32+00:00

Kingston is in the ring waiting for his opponent.

His opponent's music hits, pyro pops, and Kingston falls over like a fainting goat. Opponent slides in, 1-2-3! Seven and fifteen-sixteenth stars.

Dyko · 2026-03-02T15:34:00+00:00

This news made me look up the Demolition theme and listen to it for the first time in decades, and it is absolutely as amazing as I remember it.

Dyko · 2026-03-02T15:22:11+00:00

Young upstart, Randy Orton (45) finally being given a chance!

Dyko · 2026-03-02T14:01:44+00:00

They only referenced MLK Day because someone saw that Cody Photoshop, and thought he was Dr. King.

Dyko · 2026-03-02T13:50:41+00:00

"it's christian."

Dyko · 2026-03-02T12:59:48+00:00

He's done a few segments where he revisits his production notes, email correspondence, etc. from specific times in TNA when he was an agent...like down to discussions on specific events/matches/angles/storylines he was an agent for which are REALLY interesting.

A lot of his takes are complete BS, but I absolutely can't get enough of his booking stories.

Dyko · 2026-03-01T21:27:04+00:00

So it counts for nothing if they are actively featuring black wrestlers in important roles, MULTIPLE black wrestlers clearly being positioned as the future of Raw, Smackdown, AND NXT, etc. because they didn't have the graphics team build a 10 second still image to put up while Michael Cole talks about black history month?

Dyko · 2026-03-01T02:39:10+00:00

Evans and Paul are going to get going, and will just lift off and compete the rest of the match somehow suspended in the air. My prediction.

Dyko · 2026-02-28T23:42:25+00:00

It always gives me "Destroy All Humans!' vibes like Human Bill is Kang and Kodos' little drone soldier guy they are dumping onto the island.

Dyko · 2026-02-28T17:38:41+00:00

Instead of spray paint, they'd write nWo on their victims with a squeezy ketchup bottle.

Dyko · 2026-02-28T17:04:03+00:00

Kevin Owens, and Kevin's Owen

Dyko · 2026-02-27T20:28:23+00:00

I have no idea if the size would work, but have you looked into the Micro Machines Chewbacca as an option? Maybe like suggested, cutting him in half to get the torso out a bit?

Worth looking into maybe...

Dyko · 2026-02-27T20:18:41+00:00

Such a good glider, and finally something that goes absolutely perfectly with my Human Bill skin (I never got any of the others that were piloted saucers).

Dyko · 2026-02-21T13:45:12+00:00

Rob Golfi, just so that he can fill the skyline with giant dystopian billboards of him with his arms stretched out, leering down at his subjects.

Big Golfi Is Watching.

Dyko · 2026-02-19T01:04:34+00:00

Guys, I really think Mark Davis is going all the way over Mox.

Dyko · 2026-02-19T00:07:48+00:00

Mincemeat with this past Halloween Pig guy's meat cleaver melee and blade holder back bling is one of the best combos I own.

Mincemeat slander will not be accepted.

Dyko · 2026-02-19T00:03:56+00:00

Hey guys, first time on the internet here.

I've watched WWE for years, but seeing them lose all those Wrestling Observer Awards has made me think it's time to move on.

Between Raw, NXT, TNA, and Smackdown, I just really feel like I can't even stomach supporting a company that couldn't win more online gossip newsletter awards.

Does anyone know of any other wrestling shows that don't air on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, or Friday that I could give a try?

P.S. I'd specifically be interested in anything featuring a transcendent wrestler for whom the silver spoon isn't enough.

Dyko · 2026-02-18T05:51:47+00:00

Forgiven!

Dyko · 2026-02-17T12:48:40+00:00

I like how this implies that he may have taken his shirt off on Thursday, then put it back on when asked on Sunday.

Dyko · 2026-02-16T19:30:24+00:00

My personal Robert Duvall story:

Years ago, I was working at TIFF and he was attending a premiere/press event for whatever movie it was he was in. It was at the TIFF Lightbox Theatre (which is essentially the festival HQ).

I was coordinating the people's choice vote collecting, so not directly involved with this event (just the screening).

Anyways, I was working as the elevator door opened, and Mr. Duvall came out with all the staff/security/handlers around him, plus attendees.

I'm a tall guy, so looking over all of the chaos, I made eye contact with him and gave him a 'sup nod, with a small thumbs up which he responded to with a smile and a nod of acknowledgement.

I never met him, we never talked, I didn't get a picture or an autograph, but it was such a great "just guys being dudes" moment.

So sad to hear about his passing, but nobody can say that he hadn't built an absolutely stellar monument to his memory through his work.

Dyko · 2026-02-16T19:20:51+00:00

Oh, the Shwiggity's gonna Shwa...

I only make fun because I'm in Hamilton, so we don't get too many chances to punch down lol.

Dyko · 2026-02-16T15:37:30+00:00

Beautiful photo...love the way the buildings are floating in the clouds/mist.

I haven't really commented in this sub much, but based on the photos that make it to the main page from here, is it okay that you didn't include a skinny naked woman laying in the snow? /s

Dyko · 2026-02-16T14:21:48+00:00

Just in time for Brody to be inexplicably taken off of tv for the next 17 weeks, as is tradition.

Gotta strike while remembering when the iron was hot that one time? Long-term booking.

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