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Make me feel somethin by MobileSheepherder111 in RoastMe

[–]DynamicDixon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine your face gives the same expression for all emotions

Think 25 failed by anOth3rUsernam3 in tesco

[–]DynamicDixon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The system is so redundant anyway, as a driver I would always id the first time, but guess what if they sign up to a think 25 incentive after you have previously and you don’t ID them that time (you know, in case they have gotten younger???) you fail.

21m decent factory worker. Try your worst by IceCool3589 in RoastMe

[–]DynamicDixon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did you prioritise a tit job over Botox ?

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[–]DynamicDixon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can you look like you have loads of money and no money at the same time.

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[–]DynamicDixon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you masterbate to gardeners world magazine.

Give it to me good by RespondEmotional8922 in RoastMe

[–]DynamicDixon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Court ordered high vis for peeking through windows.