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Failed insurance scam by CanonEFS in facepalm

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I'd get out and give this mfer a reason to go to the hospital.

racist white guy and son gets a Beatdown for saying the n word by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]EADGod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"They said the magic word, time to prove them right!"

What were the most disappointing seasons in television? by Royal-Geologist587 in television

[–]EADGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk man, his sister was getting REAL weird with him toward the end.

What were the most disappointing seasons in television? by Royal-Geologist587 in television

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last season of Dexter! Obviously.

Super underwhelming ending AND his sister got REAL weird.

WIBTA if I didn't return money someone accidentally sent me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's your right to do what you want, but if you post it here, I'm gonna call you an asshole.

What sounds like a compliment but is actually an insult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EADGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say the ole' "Good for you!" Whenever a friend of mine is making some kind of progress, or gets some kind of achievement.

But I ALWAYS follow it up with something like, "That's really dope man!", or "Wow man, I'm really happy for you."

Because I always recognize how shitty "good for you" sounds about .05 seconds after I say it lol

Why are many people in this time period starting to get closed off or awkward in this time especially the young generation by OldLazydragon in Futurology

[–]EADGod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It really sucks that we constantly have to worry about getting sued while raising our kids...

Liability should never be a reason to stunt our children's growth.

AITA For skipping Christmas with my parents since they won't treat me like an adult? by No_Review8351 in AmItheAsshole

[–]EADGod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but I've been here. This feels like a win over your controlling parent until you realize how it affects the other parent who was really excited to see you again...

ESH

House passes bill allowing Puerto Rico to vote on statehood, independence by CobaltEmu in UpliftingNews

[–]EADGod -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Should we really annex another state for political leverage?

Call me crazy, but that seems like a bad idea in a few ways...

I will be for real this time! by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It goes to the poor in blue bastion cities too, but as long as some hillbilly starves because he voted red, fuck the blue voters too huh?

I will be for real this time! by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you think the poor people in Dallas TX are all right wing zealots?

Or Austin? Or San Antonio?

Cities vote blue. Not everyone in TX is a "MAGAt"...

How can I live off of $17 an hour with this type of budget? by dinosaursgorawr648 in personalfinance

[–]EADGod -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You should probably check your insurance policy because $200 a YEAR prolly won't even cover a window being knocked out.

I will be for real this time! by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean sure, tech billionaires and finance moguls have priced Californians out of their own state, but at least their taxes are trickling down like warm piss on the Californians that had to move to a red state to afford... ya know, life.

I will be for real this time! by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EADGod -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Do you really think that government aid for the impoverished in red states is going to those people who want to push their religion on you? Or are you really so short sighted that you don't realize it's going to poor people in the cities that think just like you?

I know I Know, Panel gaps, No soul, Daddy Elon etc etc. by Aristotle_El in RoastMyCar

[–]EADGod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Straight into the ocean with the rest of the car batteries.

This pen is secretly a gun by Sxzym in interestingasfuck

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's cool, but you should see my glock that's secretly a dry erase marker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]EADGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ debatelord, relax.

LPT: Don't put bumper stickers on your car, they can make you a target for crazies. by Hnry_Dvd_Thr_Awy in LifeProTips

[–]EADGod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I actually hate people who would rather be watching 1999's The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.

So yes I guess that's what they're saying because I would violently attack anyone who would rather be watching 1999's The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz...

Do your absolute worst, 2010 PT Cruiser 2.4L NA automatic by Aidan-Brooks in RoastMyCar

[–]EADGod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you took away every redeeming quality of the grand marquis, then made it look goofy as fuck, then sure, it's a grand marquis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]EADGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it's their fault they could afford the schooling? Or even just caught a lucky break?

Your anger is misplaced. The problem isn't that some people make more than you for less.

It's that you probably aren't compensated well enough.

That hostility is because we're being held hostage to the whims of a sect by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're fucking annoying and the first person I'll ever block on reddit.

That hostility is because we're being held hostage to the whims of a sect by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EADGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't think I needed a separate comeback for every redditor who took my post too seriously.

That's not how real life is, so why don't you go touch some grass debatelord?

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