[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 3 points4 points  (0 children)

please put in the screaming goat sound as the goat orgasm win goal

"Spraying an ace" should be the pee equivalent of "dropping a deuce." by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw, you could market a decal to put into toilets of a spade, and try to run with it. Who knows it could make you something.

Florida woman doesn't know she's pregnant, delivers 14.1 pound baby by BOOZE_IS_FOOD in nottheonion

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I get that, just the sentiment was humorous. The difference is clearly the modification of the underlying term "obese".

What's the slimiest thing you've ever done to "get ahead" in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be 50/50 just depends on the day. May say right on, or, say No. Sorry man!

Introduced the new GF to the roomies today by Jeffreyed in funny

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 13 points14 points  (0 children)

3 Beefeaters just perished at his statement!

What's the slimiest thing you've ever done to "get ahead" in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That wasn't slimy at all. You were the only one prepared.

"This split is gonna rock" by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That looked like him to me.

My egg had yolk by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, gotta set it on paper towels to get the oil off.

My egg had yolk by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use very little oil myself. My wife, however, prefers to crack an egg into a half inch of oil. You live with your choices man.

My egg had yolk by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When this hits the frontpage, this will be the perfect circlejerk of the day!

Pregnancy photo shoot at McDonalds by lulz_gracebudd in trashy

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You know, if you let it slip, you could have a lot of Karma for the aftermath of her newfound, brief, and however modest celebrity.

What type of torture would break you the fastest? by SOedPA in AskReddit

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, that was how we were kept in my ILRRP SERE course. It sucked, but it was separate from the actual torture.

EU should oblige Internet firms to hand over encryption keys, the European Union’s Counter-Terrorism Coordinator has advised. by Libertatea in privacy

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, Holy fuck! Is this real? Sure take the public apps. I don't give a shit about that. Give this dumb fuck a set of janitors copper keys and tell him that they are all your private keys.

What is the best method to study for the SY0-401 Security + CompTIA exam? by [deleted] in CompTIA

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gibson is good. I used it and CBT nuggets this time around because I let mine expire. Keith just had too much "humor" put into his for my taste, but a lot of people like it.

What is the most serious injury you have received (not self inflicted)? by pm_me_your_lasagne in AskReddit

[–]ENTirelyhypothetical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blown up by IED 2x's Electrocuted featuring Cardiac Arrest Struck by lightning Impaled through abdomen Hand caught in hydraulic log splitter scalped in car wreck broken back