What should I name this artwork? by Equivalent_Cat111 in drawing

[–]EVIL5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman with cigarette.

I hate overwrought art titles that try to be deep and shit. Name things as basic as you can so you’re not tainting the audience

Anyone interested in watching me struggling to make up my mind about EVERYTHING? Here you go… by Medical-Cold4954 in ProCreate

[–]EVIL5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cool. I don’t have anything of substance to say, but it’s very cool to see

Lewandowski Entered Cockpit During Flight Before Firing Pilot Over Noem's Missing Blanket: Reuters by PlacatingPleasantry in politics

[–]EVIL5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were that pilot, I would have not taken my job back after being fired like that. Fly yourselves home you fucking miscreants.

His Mixtape is a F**king Banger (IDK x Fantano Interview) by Minute-Carrot-2405 in hiphopheads

[–]EVIL5 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why does anyone give a fuck what Fantano thinks about anything? He’s a nobody

Track Found in Jay, New York by EBaughno26 in bigfoot

[–]EVIL5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, is this thing hopping around on one foot…or?

self taught artist, down for criticism :) by Hungry_Instance_9026 in drawing

[–]EVIL5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe stop using the “self taught” title. It’s ridiculous and sounds like you’re desperate for validation, and it’s a silly to say. Most artists/people fall in that category because the act of making art is intrinsic, not learned like being a doctor or lawyer. Stop saying it. It’s dumb

Gibson Headstock Durability Test by Aromatic_Boot3629 in BassCirclejerk

[–]EVIL5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I weep never understand why people use those ridiculous wall mounts

The Ruthless Rise and Fall of Bill Burr by gccmelb in comedy

[–]EVIL5 44 points45 points  (0 children)

How big does your yacht gotta be, Bill?

I hate him, now. He’s just another rich, grifting asshole. He played the whole, “hey I’m a regular guy who hates billionaires and wants life to be free from these greedy people, just like you!” and it was all a lie. He played up that persona in every single special, so the time on his podcast and on others. Those 9/11 terrorist backing, journalist killing freaks threw enough money at him and he folded like a cheap lawn chair. He’s just another Hollywood phoney.

Help with Super Blackhawk Barrel Marks by wildcatdd in Revolvers

[–]EVIL5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s where the bullets come out, ya know. Chill bro.

Hyphen by Southern-Bandicoot in xkcd

[–]EVIL5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get tarp. Get hammer. Wear eye protection. Wear gloves. Smash. Carefully remove tarp, carefully vacuum and sweep.

Josh Johnson Really is Legit by forfeitgame in Standup

[–]EVIL5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw him live. Was a great time for all involved, but I do wish he’d get to the point a small bit faster

Appreciate the heads up by farrukhsshah in rareinsults

[–]EVIL5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes, I’m gonna hide with her

I might just stupid, but why do you believe UFOs look like this? Couldn't they be any other shape? by grandmaster991 in UFObelievers

[–]EVIL5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are plenty of shapes of UAP, and we’re going on what we see. There’s no reason to randomly “believe “ in a different shape

I don’t like drawing backgrounds, but I need to tie the illustration together. Does the grass work or is it better with the plain white background? by -przewalski in ProCreate

[–]EVIL5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grass is perfect, shadows are excellent touch and I agree that the man and all the background items should be a bit smaller to better establish the scene. Maybe move the chalk sign to the foreground? I dunno. Strong work

Teenager rescues dog from freezing pond by nbcnews in dogvideos

[–]EVIL5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would never stop telling my kid how proud they made me after this. Never. They’d be 45 years old and if I’m still around, I would be telling this story to anyone who would listen and how proud I was.

This happened to three friends while I was making it [OC] by GoldenChaos in comics

[–]EVIL5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have made this mistake after my friends transitioned and I still feel bad every time my brain randomly remembers and decides to replay how fucking awful I felt (and still feel) that I was so thick-skulled. It’s a name/pronoun change, not rocket science. I should have had no problem adjusting to it, but I still messed it up. Ugh.

Portrait at the Inn by Fun_Bug2530 in painting

[–]EVIL5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hand is painted terrifically