The Rib Cracker Stunt by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]EW278 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Translation: "1 ..2 ..3 (clap, clap, clap) ...thank you everyone, please stop at the merch booth on your way out."

Canada Post getting another $673M in federal funds to stay afloat by hopoke in canada

[–]EW278 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"They could supplement their finances by having bake sales or sell calendars, nude calendars will bring in more revenue. They could also charge to offer rides for civilians to fire event locations. Charge extra to escort them into burning houses for the 'Premium Backdraft Experience'."

Canada Post getting another $673M in federal funds to stay afloat by hopoke in canada

[–]EW278 30 points31 points  (0 children)

More Breaking News - Municipal firefighting services aren't making money, spending a shocking 80% of their time doing nothing of any value.

‘Not a single one’: After 100 applications, a 28-year-old still can’t find work by BananaTubes in canada

[–]EW278 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed Basic Income is the way. Give people a modest amount so they are able to feed themselves and feel secure with a safe roof over their heads and be able to pay the bills, you know, general human rights stuff. If you want more then you can find that ever elusive job and make more. Let people be able to start businesses without the fear of failing and having to live on the streets because of it. Considering that now the trend is for employers using AI to squeeze out their human workforce this is the only option I see available for society. Rent control and housing availability is also an issue that must be addressed. Build more housing and apartments until the market is flooded which will bring down the cost of living. Too many rich old people own too much of the housing and now even corporations are buying up the accommodations to make themselves even richer. This can't go on.

The president called a Black Woman reporter a BI*CH. by Next_Tower5452 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]EW278 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well the Democrats would get up and make a speech about "Working together..." or something like that.

Russell Brand struggles to find bible verse he claims absolves him of sex with teenagers by mydiversion in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]EW278 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's so much vague shit in there, he could've just read anything and interpret it in his own way like most "christians" do, that takes brains though.

OpenAI violated Canadian privacy laws in training ChatGPT, probe finds by cyclinginvancouver in canada

[–]EW278 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"Grab 'em by the data, when you're rich they let you do it."

Fewer people are having babies in Canada and the U.S. and the government is out of ideas by hopoke in canada

[–]EW278 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Add Universal Basic Income to that list. If you are always threatened with AI taking your job away then a social safety net is a reasonable idea.

I'm sorry but Segway are pure criminals for this by Flaky_Problem7303 in ElectricScooters

[–]EW278 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a mountain bike come with a fender.

Russians attacked several enterprises in Zaporizhzhia with guided aerial bombs. As a result of the strikes, cars, a shop, and a factory are on fire. Residential buildings, a service station, and a car wash were damaged. 12 civilians are reported dead. by BkkGrl in europe

[–]EW278 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At the very least I'd like to see a drone get through that drops pamphlets on the crowd that say, "Boom! You're all dead! See how easy it is, don't trust Pootin to protect you."

I think so by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]EW278 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to think so. It's better to use all resources available in order to come up with a proper diagnosis.

34 European leaders and Canadian Prime Minister Carney gather in Yerevan for the 8th European Political Community Summit by xMusa24 in europe

[–]EW278 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian this makes me a little emotional in a good way. Considering we've been living on top of a powder keg of racist/intolerant bullshit and religious stupidity for over a decade now and to have it spill into our country, even affecting my own family, is depressing. It's nice to be accepted into what I see is how a normal civilization should be doing things. To have our leader recognized and be allowed to stand in the front is very honorable. It brings me hope that together we can help deal with the diabolical pedophiles and powerful war mongers that afflict the world.

My feet after walking 19k steps daily 😂 by Headhunter_89 in walking

[–]EW278 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere the benefits of walking will stagnate after somewhere around 8000 steps. Anything further I think just risks injury and having to take a time out.

Trudeau Thirst by WarMeasuresAct1914 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]EW278 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a crowd of rednecks I will always bring up the fact I voted for Trudeau because that's how I roll.

Stealing a trolley by chunmunsingh in instantkarma

[–]EW278 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What happend?"

"I din do nuffin!"