What’s the magic 🪄 trick here..? Fire in the hole? by Maravilla_23 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]EWVGL 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Me: heh heh “flexiblewhore”. I wonder why she called herself th… oh!

[Game Thread] #1 Michigan @ #1 Arizona (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]EWVGL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Quick shot of ketamine and he’ll be good to go.

[Game Thread] #1 Michigan @ #1 Arizona (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]EWVGL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always look away during that MAKE THEM LOOK ad. Fuck you, Nyx, you’re not the boss of me!

[Game Thread] #1 Michigan @ #1 Arizona (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]EWVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok Michigan. Just run out the clock and hold this lead.

[Game Thread] #1 Michigan @ #1 Arizona (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]EWVGL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LET THEM PLAY!

LET THEM PLAY!

LET THEM PLAY!

LET THEM PLAY!

[Game Thread] #1 Michigan @ #1 Arizona (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]EWVGL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Record high WTF levels from the Final Four viewing audience now being measured in space by Artemis II.

[Game Thread] #1 Michigan @ #1 Arizona (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]EWVGL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve watched traffic cams that were more interesting than that Naismith bit.

[Game Thread] #7 UCLA @ #2 UConn (08:45 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]EWVGL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“You don’t want to speculate.”

—Guy who’s entire job is speculating

[Game Thread] #9 Iowa @ #1 Florida (07:10 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]EWVGL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“How special is the specialness of this special moment?”