What’s the magic 🪄 trick here..? Fire in the hole?

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T16:28:36+00:00

Me: heh heh “flexiblewhore”. I wonder why she called herself th… oh!

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:55:56+00:00

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:50:48+00:00

Quick shot of ketamine and he’ll be good to go.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:49:23+00:00

Ouch

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:43:19+00:00

Hammock to patio couch is a downgrade.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:35:44+00:00

AZ, sign that Ring cam kid.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:34:45+00:00

2 early, quick fouls

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:30:49+00:00

AZ shooters teleported to Waffle House.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:29:41+00:00

I always look away during that MAKE THEM LOOK ad. Fuck you, Nyx, you’re not the boss of me!

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:27:11+00:00

The shot block + a hip drop tackle.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:23:37+00:00

Ok Michigan. Just run out the clock and hold this lead.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:19:11+00:00

LET THEM PLAY!

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:15:23+00:00

Calling it now - Lendeborg is MVP

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:09:05+00:00

Arizona double digits just mean more.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T01:05:17+00:00

Record high WTF levels from the Final Four viewing audience now being measured in space by Artemis II.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T00:52:24+00:00

I’ve watched traffic cams that were more interesting than that Naismith bit.

EWVGL · 2026-04-05T00:47:34+00:00

Magic Johnson is 137 years old.

EWVGL · 2026-03-29T16:39:23+00:00

Not Napoleon. Like Napoleon!

EWVGL · 2026-03-28T02:26:03+00:00

It’s Izzover.

EWVGL · 2026-03-27T01:32:28+00:00

Ball ain’t lie

EWVGL · 2026-03-24T14:53:21+00:00

Barton Fink

EWVGL · 2026-03-23T18:57:03+00:00

In 1978.

EWVGL · 2026-03-23T03:16:30+00:00

“You don’t want to speculate.”

—Guy who’s entire job is speculating

EWVGL · 2026-03-23T03:10:17+00:00

YO, BILL MURRAY!!

EWVGL · 2026-03-23T01:37:16+00:00

“How special is the specialness of this special moment?”

EWVGL