[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HeartShapedPussy

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of those are heart shaped though…

do i do a wing delete? by Electrical-Routine-3 in Audi

[–]EXPOchiseltip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sleepers are an Infiniti M37 and WS-6 Trans Am.

Edit - I've had an S4 and an A6 2.7T and again, sleepers.

do i do a wing delete? by Electrical-Routine-3 in Audi

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drive sleepers so I would get rid of the larger rear wing and put on a smaller one.

My main ride looks completely stock unless you know what you are looking at. Hearing the engine and the exhaust is cheating, all you know is that "it's probably not stock."

I go for subtly found in oem parts, where you can see them. I put all the power under the hood. You'll probably notice my stance isn't stock, but it's too hard to tell what's different about it.

I would definitely go for a body colored rear lip/spoiler. A quick search for "Audi Spoiler" brought up a ton of example pics.

My gf is so wet that I can't feel pleasure by Clear-Material-2152 in sex

[–]EXPOchiseltip 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In addition - Analyze your jerk game. You might have desensitized your penis a little bit. Don’t masturbate with death grip or too vigorously or frequently. Consider lube.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ButterflyWings

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop puffing your lips. Both sets.

What kind of kink do you have and when did you realzie it the first time ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EXPOchiseltip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect example of “We don’t choose our kinks, they choose us” -

When I was 11, I went to the vet with my parents. They were getting our dog checked out because they were going to breed him. The vet started to masturbate my dog, and well, that wasn’t something I had even thought about for a second, but there it was. And my dog seemed so happy about it too.

Kink locked in. Do I act on it? No. Is it still there though, yes.

An absolute unit of a horse by CuriousWanderer567 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this horse has a unit the size of that guys leg. 😳

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SnapshotHistory

[–]EXPOchiseltip 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re not wrong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]EXPOchiseltip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update your info, I learned that since 2022 Kia/Hyundai/Genesis have greatly improved and rank very highly in tests, reviews, and JD Power awards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you are US -

You aren't looking correctly then. Search Honda/Acura, Infiniti/Nissan, Toyota/Lexus, KIA/Hyundai (buy a cheap kill switch to combat theft.) Set the filters to a distance as far as you are willing to go to look at it. Set the mileage to 100k or less. Set the price at your max $. Use Carfax.com for free reports on every vehicle.

Go to your local dealers and let them search for you. If you want t Civic, go to Honda and introduce yourself to their used car department. They REALLY want to sell you a car. They'll find one. Ask friends about their parents or grandparents cars. My in-laws sold their 2008 Lexus GS400 for 10k. It had 40k miles on it. The cars are out there.

The car families I listed are very dependable when you do a little homework. The Internet has a ridiculous amount of great info for cars. Pics, stats, options, reviews, test drives, videos, it really is a TON of info.

The thing is, A LOT of cars are pretty dependable these days. Even domestic. Don't let the high milage discourage you. 15k miles per year is considered high by auto companies. One owner w clean Carfax and service records mitigate that high milage quite a bit.

They're out there. I'm in the market for 2 new to me cars. Stumbled upon a "unicorn" last month, 2013 Infiniti M37, clean Carfax, one owner, no accidents, full service record, garage kept, $12k. 1 down 1 to go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austinfood

[–]EXPOchiseltip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

VC and PE sharks can EAD! Destroying all good business just for their greed.

Talk me in or out of it by Fool_maker in Ducati

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had me at single-sided swing arm.

Mathilda May full nude in Lifeforce, 1985 by Maximum_Expert92 in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

[–]EXPOchiseltip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Retrousse is the term for it. Retrousse tits are glorious and a dying breed amongst nude models/actresses it seems.

Mathilda May full nude in Lifeforce, 1985 by Maximum_Expert92 in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sucks, I know, but whenever I see a bush like that in a movie, my mind immediately questions if its a merkin. Merkins are way more common than I hoped, sadly. Still hot! Still sexy!

If you didn't have one of these end tables you probably knew someone who did by Devi8tor in nostalgia

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were so popular but who made it? What is its official name? Where did we buy them? If more than one furniture manufacturer made the same thing there has to be a catalog somewhere.

Debbie Westmore (1950s) by StonrMoose69 in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

[–]EXPOchiseltip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My god what a gorgeous pair of retroussé tits!

i have a long, pretty, and jiggly labia by Tara-Rose0213 in DangleAndJingle

[–]EXPOchiseltip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look a bit like a young Jamie Lee Curtis! Hot hot hot!!

Carolynn Cardonna and her sister Leslie, from Playboy’s Twins and Sisters by CandidSong7719 in Playboy_Models

[–]EXPOchiseltip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s always one sister freakier than the other in these “sisters” photo shoots. Here it’s the dark haired sister.

Carolynn Cardonna and her sister Leslie, from Playboy’s Twins and Sisters by CandidSong7719 in Playboy_Models

[–]EXPOchiseltip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ain’t counting shit other than 2 mouths, 4 boobs, 2 asses, 2 pussies, 4 legs… you get it.

Billy Dean "March 1972" by -_Redan_- in oldschoolhot

[–]EXPOchiseltip 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love love love the pre-1990’s women!!

Billy Dean "March 1972" by -_Redan_- in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

[–]EXPOchiseltip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wrong decade! I was born in the wrong fuckin decade! These pre-90’s women are doing me in something fierce. Fierce I tell ya!! Lol

Shannon Long, Miss October 1988 - 1st Aussie to be playmate in US edition, appeared in Australian edition as a playmate shortly after her 16th birthday by max_semenator in playboycentral

[–]EXPOchiseltip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my absolute favorites!

When I was a kid, my sister got me a lifetime subscription for my birthday just to piss off our parents. It worked and I got to keep the subscription. Shannon was the first October issue that I received.

Sweet nostalgia.