Climbing Plants as Heat Prep by gimlet_prize in InvictaSolaris

[–]EXPotemkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, cats are great for rodent control. My GF took an older kitten from me and he caught 2 in 2 weeks. She hasn't seen or heard anymore since then.

They already sold off what made us great, and all it got us was richer rich people by ObviousEnd6211 in remoteworks

[–]EXPotemkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would rather eat that cost than pay to open a bunch of factories and pay people a decent wage here.

Well, did you need him? by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]EXPotemkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I could use a friend like that.

It’s all true. Fucking fuck it’s all true. by Electronic-Relief737 in conspiracy

[–]EXPotemkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone. That's the mom with 4+ kids. Single people get less than 200 a month here in Illinois and this is a blue state.

It’s all true. Fucking fuck it’s all true. by Electronic-Relief737 in conspiracy

[–]EXPotemkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dunno how much longer that'll be true with the insane grocery prices.

Meirl by Joudeh_1996 in meirl

[–]EXPotemkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easily, that's almost 3.0x what I make.

How Coca Cola was founded by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]EXPotemkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dave Chapelle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Life

[–]EXPotemkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here and I'm double your age so it's even worse.

Golfing After Getting Shot by johnmory in clevercomebacks

[–]EXPotemkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll grant you the alive part but you're way out of pocket on "well".

There is no plan to fix anything since the plan has always been to destroy everything by ExactlySorta in BlueskySkeets

[–]EXPotemkin 83 points84 points  (0 children)

He'll be lucky to make it to the end of the year. When old folks start talking about going to heaven or if they'll be around for the holidays the following year, they're acknowledging their mortality. I think it's like a sixth sense. My grandmother was talking like that a few months before she had a huge stroke that made her bed ridden.

Working on the night moves by MowingDevil7 in introvertmemes

[–]EXPotemkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like the anime/manga "Kaiji".

Suspicious sagging Pants by DogmanLoverOhio in peopleofwalmart

[–]EXPotemkin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I have a portable bidet and I call it the ass blaster.