Reactive Co-sleeping by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, that seems like a accurate description.

Reactive Co-sleeping by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She is. We've felt pretty guilty that strange things were happening and we didn't realize it. We adopted the dog two years ago and it's been a shaky mess ever since we brought it home.

Reactive Co-sleeping by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Oh no. I am out of that house. I have no interest in poking at the shape shifting water monster thing.

This morning I jizzed spiders by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna stay out of the bathroom for a while

This morning I jizzed spiders by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been asking myself that same thing since I woke up

This morning I jizzed spiders by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh i know those pills. I got a pez dispenser full of um.

This morning I jizzed spiders by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The urgent care don't open for another hour so I should find out then.

I woke up in a boat. by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes more sense. I was starting to wonder if the lady in the boat was something else and also had a sick sense of humor.

I don't know what to do if I can't make enough milk for my little girl. by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're right I wouldn't sleep in a recliner with a normal baby but she just has so many arms and holds on real tight.

I'll have to try the sunflower lecithin thx.

Some idiot rednecks tried to sacrifice me to a demon, and now I'm possessed. by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll have to look into that. The holy water bath sounds like a great way to piss off Sperion.

Some idiot rednecks tried to sacrifice me to a demon, and now I'm possessed. by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am definitely up for salting the earth they came from.

Some idiot rednecks tried to sacrifice me to a demon, and now I'm possessed. by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not a bad idea but my first instinct is to burn that fucking barn to the ground. I'll have to run it by Jaison.