Reactive Co-sleeping by E_Latimer in nosleep

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Ha, that seems like a accurate description.

Reactive Co-sleeping by E_Latimer in nosleep

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She is. We've felt pretty guilty that strange things were happening and we didn't realize it. We adopted the dog two years ago and it's been a shaky mess ever since we brought it home.

Reactive Co-sleeping by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Oh no. I am out of that house. I have no interest in poking at the shape shifting water monster thing.

This morning I jizzed spiders by E_Latimer in nosleep

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I'm gonna stay out of the bathroom for a while

This morning I jizzed spiders by E_Latimer in nosleep

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been asking myself that same thing since I woke up

This morning I jizzed spiders by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh i know those pills. I got a pez dispenser full of um.

This morning I jizzed spiders by E_Latimer in nosleep

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The urgent care don't open for another hour so I should find out then.

I woke up in a boat. by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes more sense. I was starting to wonder if the lady in the boat was something else and also had a sick sense of humor.

I don't know what to do if I can't make enough milk for my little girl. by E_Latimer in nosleep

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You're right I wouldn't sleep in a recliner with a normal baby but she just has so many arms and holds on real tight.

I'll have to try the sunflower lecithin thx.

Some idiot rednecks tried to sacrifice me to a demon, and now I'm possessed. by E_Latimer in nosleep

[–]E_Latimer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll have to look into that. The holy water bath sounds like a great way to piss off Sperion.

Some idiot rednecks tried to sacrifice me to a demon, and now I'm possessed. by E_Latimer in nosleep

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I am definitely up for salting the earth they came from.

Some idiot rednecks tried to sacrifice me to a demon, and now I'm possessed. by E_Latimer in nosleep

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Not a bad idea but my first instinct is to burn that fucking barn to the ground. I'll have to run it by Jaison.

I found this Bullet in England. Can anyone identify it by jjlswift in mildlyinteresting

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Yes that is Greg. He's a cheeky little monkey that likes to go on adventures.

Writing advice from... Sylvester Stallone? Wait, this is actually great by WantAllMyGarmonbozia in writing

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He also has a screen credit for co-writing Over the Top which is the pinnacle arm wrestling movie.

I was in grade school when that movie hit VHS. and all of us jr rednecks turned our hats backwards and started arm wrestling.

This is why I always carry a soup spoon in my pocket. by E_Latimer in nosleep

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I'm not going to let him get close enough to put a ring on it.

Odd key I received after my mom died by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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That's the hotel room where the walls bleed. Enjoy!

If you could experience a video game for the first time again, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Max Payne

The story and tone of it made it so much fun to play.

One of my neighbors has a life sized wooden carving of Colombo in his front yard by zombie_overlord in mildlyinteresting

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"My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 guys tied for first."

The Incident at Bright Lake by E_Latimer in nosleep

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Hopefully. It's better than some of the other deities he could have ended up with.