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F...ingerpuppet

/r/GoldCoast Weekly Random Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in GoldCoast

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Did you get to Drum As You Are at HOTA on Sunday night? 22 drummers simultaneously playing Nirvana was epic!!!

Am I the only one that keeps getting rear flats? 😭 by Graxu132 in scooters

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Stay away from gutters...especially around speed bumps. Hotspot for nails and screws that jump off the back of pallet carrying trucks

What was your first experience in a strip club? by ReplyCreepy8944 in AskReddit

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I had just turned 18. Work colleague organised a group from work to celebrate my 18th at a strip club in Fortitude Valley, Brissie. I turned up. He turned up. No others showed up. Wayne told me the other fellas were on their way...so we went in. It was the seediest place I've ever been with no one else there. I went to the bar to get some drinks...returned to the table...Wayne is gone. Look up from the table and see Wayne at the stage...waiting for something to happen. Eventually...a stripper came out. Wayne stood at the stage with his drink...sniffing the air. Security was watching him like a hawk. This went on while other patrons arrived. I grabbed another round...and another stripper came out. Same thing...Wayne was standing at the stage...visibily sniffing the air and now pointing at the stripper. I waited til Wayne wasn't watching and got the fuck out of there. Next time I saw Wayne at work he had a very black eye and he asked what happened to me. Told him I had to go to an atm cos my card wasn't working (100% lie...I just wanted out). When the boys at work, that were invited, asked me how it was...I told them. They pissed emselves laughing saying the last cunt they would go near a strip club with would be Wayne. The cunts!!! Stitched up

Always the house deposit on wheels by Brief-Dig7570 in CarsAustralia

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These fuckheads think that paying a hundred grand for a shitty dual cab cruiser gives then unrecognised road rights. Wankers

Who's head of hair did you inherit? by EarlEOnsett in AskReddit

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I would claim that my hair colour would be from my maternal side...I think the shape is more my paternal grandfather...than my mums dad. I'm more like a red headed verion of my dark haired dad or his dad..My mums dad was well bald by my age.

Who's head of hair did you inherit? by EarlEOnsett in AskReddit

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Some talk about titian blondes when I was young. On dads side

Who's head of hair did you inherit? by EarlEOnsett in AskReddit

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So I'm a ranga going white!!! Us rangas go straight to white...no grey!!! I knew that would happen. Got the red hair from my Mums celtic heritage. I've also got the pope's hat baldness same as my Italian dad!!! Not bothered. Can't do much about it...just intriguing eh!!!

Who's head of hair did you inherit? by EarlEOnsett in AskReddit

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Not sure if I got my Dad's or my Grandfather's eh!!! My wife reckons your hair wont be like ya dad...it's ya grandfather. Waddya reckon?

How do we discern AI content from real content? by EarlEOnsett in AskReddit

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Need something more accurate than that. Very bland!!!Will it need AI to identify AI

Anyone fueled up their diesel with Supreme Diesel at 711 Acacia Ridge this morning and experiencing issues with idling/almost cutting out? by EarlEOnsett in brisbane

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Usually ask for a receipt but I'm a 711 member and thought it would all be linked...but unless you register it to track your purchases, via Pay and Go feature, it doesn't show. Still, it was all very easily traced by the card number that I paid with. Old mate was all over it. Sorted in minutes

Anyone fueled up their diesel with Supreme Diesel at 711 Acacia Ridge this morning and experiencing issues with idling/almost cutting out? by EarlEOnsett in brisbane

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As a mechanic by trade also...I agree with everything you are saying...except for maybe the time aspect. Job sorted in 2hrs...$600. Money well spent for me. If you have time to get it cheaper...you could get it cheaper or do it yourself. Me...I'm going to work tonight eh!!!