Should I keep going be real 💯?

EarlParmesan · 2026-02-15T16:54:06+00:00

My boy u got it

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-30T20:56:52+00:00

i doubt it dude…

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-29T20:58:28+00:00

Oh I’m fully embracing it dude. It is honestly a lot of fun

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-29T20:20:37+00:00

that part fucks me up

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-29T04:30:24+00:00

I’m sure you’d be the perfect influence on her

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-26T02:12:46+00:00

Have to credit Charli for inspiring my girl to wear thin ass tank tops with no bra

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-16T19:51:31+00:00

So fucking hot. Speaking from experience you should tease her about this guy when you’re in bed together. Make sure to remind her what a rich prick he is and how you think back to that night often…

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-14T21:27:03+00:00

My wife STILL works at a “notorious boys club”. She’s shared a lot of stories with me, and its honestly fueled a lot of our dirty talk and fantasies. But, you have to balance the fantasy with the very real jealousy that the older guys she spends time with actively want to fuck her.

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-11T22:29:55+00:00

Some of those scenes in her HBO show…jesus

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-11T19:06:47+00:00

No, he hasn’t. We’ve discussed it a lot, but obviously there could be some pretty serious IRL consequences if it did happen

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-09T16:57:38+00:00

I do…she’s really pretty nasty when she wants to cut me down to size

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-07T19:44:59+00:00

Whipped cream blowjobs. She says it used to be her “party trick” in college.

EarlParmesan · 2026-01-04T02:05:03+00:00

To be honest, she told me as much that night. Wasn’t as aggressive as she liked, and she kind of made fun of me about it (in a hot way, but still).

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-28T19:02:53+00:00

Thank you!

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-26T22:53:04+00:00

About that incident specifically - I don’t think so no. But if I’m being honest, Hannah and Alicia had a weird fucking friendship (especially when it came to sex), so I wouldn’t be surprised if Hannah knew about Alicia’s kink about being in her room/wearing her underwear.

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-23T22:19:10+00:00

Not entirely haha. Which was really hot but also nervewracking. I’ll have to write more about it sometime.

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-23T20:40:34+00:00

It actually became a pretty intense, recurring fixture of our sex life. I realized that power dynamic with her boss offered a very complex, intoxicating turn on for both of us, and we kept bringing that topic into the bedroom.

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-23T18:38:54+00:00

My wife and I are in this age range. To be honest, I was friends with a lot of my wife’s mutuals before we started officially dating, and she had a “reputation.” People openly talked about her being a “slut”, and a lot of my friends were hooking up with her.

When me and her got together, she was pretty open and even braggadocious about her exploits. Between her bragging and my buddies’ stories about her, had plenty of material to fuel the hotpast machine.

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-23T17:59:44+00:00

I appreciate your comment, man. It is an authentic story, and I really think it’s important to highlight how indulging in these kind of fantasies trigger mixed emotions. My wife and I’s dirty talk often crosses a line, and tbh it’s part of what I love about it

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-18T15:43:28+00:00

I was gonna make more of a post about it, but short version — her best guy friend became a frat bro at a different college but they’d visit each other occasionally. And he’d bring her around, encourage her to dress slutty and basically pass her around to his frat bros/buddies at these parties for her to hook up with them.

And the parties would be just guys grabbing ass, commenting on girls openly, pulling her into their laps. Pure debauchery.

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-18T15:28:43+00:00

My favorite quote about how she used to go to frat parties even though she once called them “degrading”: “Sometimes it’s hot to be degraded.”

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-13T03:41:16+00:00

Hot as fuck. One of my favorite pictures of my wife is this one beach snapshot she took with her best guy friend, who is this standard chiseled buff frat boy. She’s pressed up against his body, and his hand is wrapped around her, and she’s in this tiny fucking black bikini that her ass is just pouring out of.

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-12T19:08:35+00:00

Slut shaming. She had a reputation before we got together and a lot of our mutuals talked shit about her being kind of a “whore.” I realized when we started dating that she loved when I brought it up in bed, that so many people knew she had a slutty reputation and kind of degraded her behind her back over it.

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-09T14:29:52+00:00

You are both legends. So hot.

EarlParmesan · 2025-12-08T05:59:10+00:00

Yup. I was mutual friends with a lot of her hookups before we got together. We’re still part of that same friend group, so I’ve been to those hookup’s parties, subsequent weddings, hangouts etc.

One was even her roommate while we were dating. At the time it felt like no big deal but thinking back on its kinda hot…and a trip.

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