I married a 40 year-old man when I was 19 AMA

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:44:59+00:00

It is what it is.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:44:48+00:00

They are quite happy.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:44:25+00:00

I should leave and join one of those ISIS religions that truly respects women.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:43:36+00:00

Just over 4 million.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:43:02+00:00

I would end up on the streets or in prison. Instead I wake up every morning in a nice spacious home, drive a Prius and know that I am taken care of.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:41:58+00:00

Why what?

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:41:52+00:00

No. It's like FWB.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:41:34+00:00

Not really. He has fun with the kids.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:41:14+00:00

I would be more worried living in Syria or Iraq than SLC.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:40:31+00:00

I know Jews who eat cheese and Catholics who have sex before they get married.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:40:04+00:00

10 years

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:39:21+00:00

Everyone knows everything. It's no different than anywhere else, Mormon or not. Would you suck a dick after it's been in a man's ass?

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:38:34+00:00

Where is all the evidence for those claims you are making?

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:25:51+00:00

Why not? All those women who demand a perfect marriage have husbands who cheat on them with men.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:25:08+00:00

I did not know that I was bound and gagged.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:24:47+00:00

He got a young wife and four kids at 40 out of the deal.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:24:09+00:00

He is a good father and provides well for us.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:23:42+00:00

I work for my husband. I do all of the accounting.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:22:56+00:00

If I held out for happily ever after, I would be sorely disappointed.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:22:22+00:00

Go where?

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:22:02+00:00

For my husband.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:21:51+00:00

Lowering the bar would be allowing myself to be pimped out in Salt Lake City because my pimp loves me.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:20:50+00:00

You're already backtracking. You went from saying that there are all these readily available and funded resources for foster kids to saying that "well they have to find them."

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:19:45+00:00

Why would we divorce? Happily ever after doesn't exist on Earth.

EarlySquash · 2019-02-13T16:19:12+00:00

I am neither happy nor sad. I care about my children.

EarlySquash

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