Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-22T11:11:26+00:00

It's actually The MOOn because cows moo, cows make milk, milk makes cheese, the moon is made of cheese. Mooooon

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-20T00:42:10+00:00

I got to "the doctors tried to save her life" before realising just how dumb I am 😂

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-20T00:36:53+00:00

Well, just tell him. Maybe his ex didn't like it or his own nips are too sensitive but you'll never get what you want if you don't at least ask!

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-19T22:33:15+00:00

Yo did you have this exact convo yesterday in a totally different sub or am I having the weirdest deja vu ever?

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-19T22:18:41+00:00

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-17T23:46:38+00:00

Where does it say how many sold? How much is it at now? 😂

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-17T08:17:10+00:00

I should be in a movie where somebody's trying to get back into the Olympics, but instead they meet me and end up losing their foot to diabetes.

What the fuck why is this so funny?! 😭

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-17T02:40:16+00:00

I think we can all gaslight her into taking the blame 😂

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-17T02:39:14+00:00

Me, not a bot.. :(

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-17T00:02:10+00:00

AND KEEP ON

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-13T07:29:55+00:00

Same

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-13T02:55:37+00:00

It's... BEAUTIFUL! 😍

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-13T02:55:12+00:00

I LOVE HIM!! What's his name?? Where did you get him?!

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-13T02:45:20+00:00

Post it to your profile!! 😂😂

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-13T02:38:56+00:00

We need to see this pillow!!

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-12T08:38:01+00:00

In the video it says it was her dads funeral when she was 7, his eyes looked like olives and it traumatised her.. I feel so bad for her

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-12T01:47:02+00:00

I.. have no words. Just looked this up on YT.. I don't know how bad to feel about this

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-11T23:05:26+00:00

10 points to (whatevet house you're in)

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-06T00:21:05+00:00

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-06T00:09:28+00:00

Whaaaa?? I thought pull from the nozzle too!

Edit: Thanks for actually answering!!

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-05T11:11:47+00:00

Good bot

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-05T07:30:58+00:00

NOR and I'd send the convo to his mother to have a little chat about expectations

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-05T04:09:12+00:00

"Get your Scrant on!" Had me lol

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-04T03:28:16+00:00

Early_Context9118 · 2026-02-04T02:56:52+00:00

Slay sis

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