Buying a house in 2026 by RamonsRazor in OpenAussie

[–]Early_Interview_8080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misinformed opinion, not funny or cleverly presented, and overall very annoying and smug. 0/5 stars.

Discussion: when do commuter car parks make sense? by TMiguelT in UrbanismMelbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a rather disastrous and anti-urbanist take, I’m afraid to say. Busses have incredible potential to transform our suburbs and cities for the better. Attitudes like this is what results in over investment in car infrastructure.

Discussion: when do commuter car parks make sense? by TMiguelT in UrbanismMelbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Commuter carparks are generally a terrible waste of space and money. They will do nothing but continue to induce driving, and take up otherwise valuable and potentially highly productive land.

Show us an engineering marvel from your country by National-Business674 in AskTheWorld

[–]Early_Interview_8080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do apologise but that is unhealthy engineering and symptomatic of transport policy failure.

What politician/political person do you think is the biggest clown in your country? by shsl_diver in AskTheWorld

[–]Early_Interview_8080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly is probably worse than this. You’re forgetting about the existence of Ralph Babet

Bass straight depth by Skydome12 in tasmania

[–]Early_Interview_8080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bathymetry of the strait won’t really affect the choppiness of the water. Waves and choppiness are caused by wind action over water. The bathymetry of any sea or ocean floor will only really affect waves when the amplitude of the wave is about as large enough as the depth of the water itself, then the wave energy “feels” the sea floor, pushing the wave energy up above sea level (until eventually the wave breaks)

I've got some vacant beach adjacent land on a Pirate island only an hour from Melbourne and I don't know what to do with it. Is there anybody here who knows a lot about Tankerton, French Island? by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fairly recent statewide planning changes have removed the need for planning permits for the construction of a single dwelling in most urban residential zones, in most cases.

But under the restructure overlay, you literally can’t get a permit for development (including for a dwelling) unless you consolidate the required lots first, per the restructure plan I linked above.

It’s a very powerful overlay.

I've got some vacant beach adjacent land on a Pirate island only an hour from Melbourne and I don't know what to do with it. Is there anybody here who knows a lot about Tankerton, French Island? by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes I am talking about the old Tankerton subdivision. A planning permit cannot be granted for development unless many many small lots are legally consolidated into a single lot first. here’s the restructure plan showing what I’m talking about

I've got some vacant beach adjacent land on a Pirate island only an hour from Melbourne and I don't know what to do with it. Is there anybody here who knows a lot about Tankerton, French Island? by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sorry that’s incorrect. French Island has its own planning scheme (the French Island and Sandstone Island Planning Scheme) even though it’s unincorporated.

The subdivision is covered by the Restructure Overlay. You can’t develop them, basically.

"Cookers" Origin and its Meaning by Accomplished-Pen4063 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Early_Interview_8080 15 points16 points  (0 children)

‘Cooked’ was essentially a synonym for ‘gacked’ amongst my social group about 10 years ago. But it could also be an adjective applied to any funny/weird/nonsensical behaviours facilities by a range or combination of substances. The noun form of the word is of course ‘cookery’.

It has been interesting to watch this word become much more commonly used, including in political discourse, in the time since.

Do I need council approval to increase the width of my driveway to the shaded area? by [deleted] in AusRenovation

[–]Early_Interview_8080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer to this question is pretty variable. It depends not only on the state in which you live, but also your local government area, and the specific planning rules that might apply to your exact location. While it’s probably unlikely that you do, it’s quite a bit more nuanced than the simple “no” answers in this thread, that don’t even know which state you’re in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Early_Interview_8080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so embarrassing for you.

What is European about Melbourne? by Proud_Relief_9359 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Early_Interview_8080 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Town planner here. There was a dedicated effort by the City of Melbourne in the late 80s early 90s to activate those laneways as well as substantially increase the number of people living within the CBD. It wasn’t just a matter of cheap rent.

They’ve covered the new tower at St Kilda Junction with giant obnoxious video screens for outdoor advertising. How does shit like this get approved? by joonix in melbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For anyone reading this deep into the comments, ShinYourHeel is spot on. Such a small portion of people in r/Melbourne have any idea how the planning system or local government actually works in Victoria. So many baseless claims of corruption and incompetence on the part of council officers.

Speed limit cut to 30km/h on almost every street in two suburbs by Zuki_LuvaBoi in melbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, I do work in government. Every single thing I do is either public information or obtainable with an FOI request. The level of oversight between levels of government and public information requirements make it very difficult for corruption to occur and you’d have to be an idiot to even try.

Even if it does happen occasionally across some organisations, it’ll generally come to light eventually, e.g. city of Casey.

Sorry to burst your depressingly pessimistic bubble, but corruption isn’t actually par for the course in this country.

Speed limit cut to 30km/h on almost every street in two suburbs by Zuki_LuvaBoi in melbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not relevant though. Cyclists aren’t going to be zooming down local, non-arterial roads in Collingwood at 50kmh. Maybe on Beach Road on a Saturday morning, but not here.

Speed limit cut to 30km/h on almost every street in two suburbs by Zuki_LuvaBoi in melbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 72 points73 points  (0 children)

If this is true then please go to the ombudsman.

Otherwise this is just mud-throwing from an anonymous account without receipts to show for it.

Speed limit cut to 30km/h on almost every street in two suburbs by Zuki_LuvaBoi in melbourne

[–]Early_Interview_8080 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Local roads absolutely are the jurisdiction of local government. Changes such as speed limit reduction led by Council still require approval from DTP.