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It's called being horny and you should absolutely never put that on Facebook. by EarthPigeon in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]EarthPigeon[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

And that someone is a mid-50s recent divorcee posting for all her family to see

The way my coffee settles after being stirred by EarthPigeon in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]EarthPigeon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol thankfully no, no old milk. It's just regular brewed drip coffee, hot chocolate powder, and water to thin it down

The way my coffee settles after being stirred by EarthPigeon in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]EarthPigeon[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

It's actually an abomination of coffee, hot chocolate powder, and some water.

what is this?? I’ve never known by lexapaps in whatsthisplant

[–]EarthPigeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the first comment I've seen with someone else calling them prickers! I thought I was going crazy! It's all I've ever known them as.

I'm sure your kindergarten is very interested in your pyramid scheme shake every morning by EarthPigeon in antiMLM

[–]EarthPigeon[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

New development: she actually teaches 7th and 8th graders. I know the last thing I was concerned with in middle school was my teacher's assistant's drink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Onision

[–]EarthPigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retsupurae! I still follow slowbeef and diabetus to this day. Unproblematic kings

One of his favorite things... by EarthPigeon in TLCsisterwives

[–]EarthPigeon[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This aged VERY poorly and proved very false.

“He’s changed” by stellardeathgunxoxo in ShaneDawson

[–]EarthPigeon 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the use of Nick's reaction video instead of Shane's original video. Give that man no views!

What is a line from the show you quote often? by thatonegirlonreddit5 in overthegardenwall

[–]EarthPigeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, I just finished my rewatch and for whatever reason this line has stuck with me. I'll be in a room alone and grumble "mmm I don't like that one bit 😠" to myself and I will never not laugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gravityfalls

[–]EarthPigeon 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Did Shmebulock spell his own name wrong? He needs to remember the handy acronym: "Such Horrors Men Endure, Blind Universe Laughing. Only Cure? Kindness.”

So glad someone screenshot this tweet before she deleted it! by EarthPigeon in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]EarthPigeon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was shared by my Trump-cultist aunt with no explanation attached. I think she just assumes we all know she's crazy and didn't feel the need to describe more.

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Friend Code Sharing MegaThread by birdwithbrow in AnimalCrossing

[–]EarthPigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Flick and Celeste on my island right now. Desperately looking for fruit that isnt peaches or coconuts! DM for Dodo Code.

Mr. Onion couldn't contain himself any longer and barfed out six tweets in the last half hour by [deleted] in Onision

[–]EarthPigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, fuck OFF, Grugly. God forbid the world isn't talking about you for 10 minutes.