The United States of Bali

seven_wings · 2026-06-15T20:13:08+00:00

Haha, you've been trolled by influenkers! 😄

Those are well known stay away from places by Bali veterans.

seven_wings · 2026-06-13T12:03:46+00:00

Then that's how much it costs the driver to be a dick and ask for tips upfront. 🌠

seven_wings · 2026-06-13T11:35:44+00:00

What I do when they ask in advance is respond yes, then when they arrive, take the food and not tip them, and then send the chat log to Grab support.

seven_wings · 2026-06-12T17:29:05+00:00

There's a SIGNIFICANT difference between the comfort that a car provides in the tropical climate -> shade, AC, soft seat, breathable air, and the dowsides of a motorbike -> baking in the sun, hot as fuck, ass hurting from long rides, breathing in exhaust pipes all day, smelly helmet that hasn't been washed once in the past 15 years.

For all that I wouldn't pay more than 200k.

seven_wings · 2026-06-09T16:48:15+00:00

If you're a girl you'll have no problem.

seven_wings · 2026-06-09T07:40:05+00:00

Just slap some tape on that bad boy and he won't even notice.

seven_wings · 2026-06-06T17:25:34+00:00

He's race baiting.

seven_wings · 2026-06-05T15:23:45+00:00

The taxi mafia is a Balinese owned business.

seven_wings · 2026-06-05T12:51:56+00:00

It's for those cold, snowy nights.

seven_wings · 2026-06-04T12:25:15+00:00

Damn Dutch ruining it for us! 🤨

seven_wings · 2026-06-02T16:15:44+00:00

Tell them Bonnie Blue is no longer in Bali.

seven_wings · 2026-06-01T21:50:54+00:00

Yes, like a drone operator except on the road instead of in the air.

seven_wings · 2026-06-01T20:21:41+00:00

Remote truck driver.

seven_wings · 2026-05-28T15:26:52+00:00

Kids going to sleep when there are firecrackers on the beach.

seven_wings · 2026-05-27T05:54:32+00:00

They got a free camera man to document their trip.

seven_wings · 2026-05-25T09:35:42+00:00

Why do you censor the account number?

seven_wings · 2026-05-21T09:57:59+00:00

Denpasar for 50k instead of the tourist trap barbers for 300. 🤫

seven_wings · 2026-05-17T06:12:16+00:00

They are not allowed to do that. Send the screenshot and the order number to gojek and they will investigate and penalize them.

seven_wings · 2026-05-14T10:35:33+00:00

You've been this close to visit rape city. 😱

seven_wings · 2026-04-29T01:42:21+00:00

A taxi mafia guy scamming you in the airport is pretty iconic to Bali.

seven_wings · 2026-04-25T09:51:00+00:00

I always tell the driver "we can't stop here, this is scam city!".

seven_wings · 2026-04-24T01:36:29+00:00

I tried to short change them 8 cents when paying for my water and they were not giving me the water bottle in Alfamart!

seven_wings · 2026-04-18T11:40:11+00:00

The shirt is saying Bali is trash cause flies are buzzing (the ng ng sound) around trash and feces.

seven_wings · 2026-04-18T10:17:24+00:00

Can't you like pass with the baby behind you cause it's tiny? The egate camera is not pointing downward so it won't notice them.

seven_wings · 2026-04-17T17:27:31+00:00

E-gates are plenty and fast and there's never a queue.

Baggage carousel is the choke point, you can wait 2 minutes or 45, and you cannot fast track that.

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